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Tag: tennessee

Wonkette Niece Stays #Woke For #MLKDay (Your Open Thread!)

You may yap your mouths off in this, your open thread!
There's probably a perfectly reasonable explanation, which will make us want to vomit.

Ungrateful Tennessee Man Not Satisfied With $75 For 31 Years In Prison On False Conviction

$75 seems like a bit inadequate to make up for 31 years on a false conviction, but we are notoriously soft on innocent people.

Chuck Schumer Announces Plan To Grow Spine On Obamacare, Let GOP Hang Itself

Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!
There. Much better without that nonsense

Angry Tennessee Mom Demands Immediate Removal Of Muslims From World History

Tennessee parents are freaking out over 'Islamic indoctrination' in textbooks again. And al-Gebra is determined to strike again.
reply hazy, will be sorted out by Executive Order

Obama’s Labor Day Executive Order So Un-American That It Helps Workers

Happy Labor Day Weekend, WonkSquad! Are you spending it like your average American worker, drunk and with your family? Or are you spending it like your average Corporate Fat Cat, drunk and with your secret second family in upstate...

Rick Santorum Will Not Go Down Without A Fight

Rick Santorum really screams for ice cream.

Idiot CNN Trump Lady So Mad Tim Kaine Speaks Spanish Like Common Dora The Explorer

How can Scottie Nell Hughes be expected to understand such confusing, un-American things?
The candy is my penis

Huzzah! Finally, A Nice Sleazeball Sex Scandal To Lighten Things Up, Whew!

Gosh, it seems like FOREVER since yr Wonkette has gotten to DC-gossip about some legislator getting his ween where it don't belong, so thanks, Tennessee! The Volunteer State served up a doozy of a point-and-laugh experience late last week, when...

Tennessee Congressional Wannabe Will ‘Make America White Again’ Like On Nick At Nite

On the bright side, Rick Tyler is never getting his way, and will have to be miserable for the rest of his life because of it.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch ‘Bout To Have To Smack A Bunch More States Upside Their Heads

Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!

Crazy Monster Drink Lady Hopes You Appreciate How Much Your Mom Loves Dick

Did you hug your mom on Mother's Day and thank her for loving penis so much? WHY NOT, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD?

Bigot Tennessee Therapists Can’t Wait To Screw The Gays For Jesus

Hey, here's a new and different kind of gay-hatin' law that just got signed in Tennessee! All over the country, we're getting used to laws barring transgenders from pee-pee time (for Jesus, and to protect YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS) and...

Radical Liberal Judges Affirm Bizarre Transgender Pooping Rituals

Whoa, it's a new day in America, and you know why? A thing happened that is GOOD for transgender people, specifically involving their God-given right to drop the kids off at the pool in public places. For real! A...

Loser Tennessee Can’t Even Manage To Pass Anti-Gay Law

What's shakin' Tennessee, home of Yr Wonkette? Are you looking around the South all excited about how Mississippi hates the gays and North Carolina hates the transgenders and OH BOY maybe you could get the Nashville music community to...