You may yap your mouths off in this, your open thread!
$75 seems like a bit inadequate to make up for 31 years on a false conviction, but we are notoriously soft on innocent people.
Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!
Get off your duff and vote, you.
Tennessee parents are freaking out over 'Islamic indoctrination' in textbooks again. And al-Gebra is determined to strike again.
Happy Labor Day Weekend, WonkSquad! Are you spending it like your average American worker, drunk and with your family? Or are you spending it like your average Corporate Fat Cat, drunk and with your secret second family in upstate...
Rick Santorum really screams for ice cream.
How can Scottie Nell Hughes be expected to understand such confusing, un-American things?
Gosh, it seems like FOREVER since yr Wonkette has gotten to DC-gossip about some legislator getting his ween where it don't belong, so thanks, Tennessee! The Volunteer State served up a doozy of a point-and-laugh experience late last week, when...
Ivanka Trump will be 35 in October.
On the bright side, Rick Tyler is never getting his way, and will have to be miserable for the rest of his life because of it.
Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!
Did you hug your mom on Mother's Day and thank her for loving penis so much? WHY NOT, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD?
Hey, here's a new and different kind of gay-hatin' law that just got signed in Tennessee! All over the country, we're getting used to laws barring transgenders from pee-pee time (for Jesus, and to protect YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS) and...
Whoa, it's a new day in America, and you know why? A thing happened that is GOOD for transgender people, specifically involving their God-given right to drop the kids off at the pool in public places. For real! A...
What's shakin' Tennessee, home of Yr Wonkette? Are you looking around the South all excited about how Mississippi hates the gays and North Carolina hates the transgenders and OH BOY maybe you could get the Nashville music community to...