Tag: tennessee

DAMN BOB CORKER DAMN! GIRL! SHIT!

Bob Corker is through with Donald Trump's shit.

Looks Like GOP Sen. Bob Corker Thinks Trump Is A Moron Too!

Well, he wouldn't be wrong!

Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone

BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!

Deleted Comments: How Did Vegan Baby Butthole Get Trump Elected?

Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...

Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill: Obamacare Death Spiral My Ass

Fix the ACA instead of leaving millions uninsured? What's the catch? And is this your open thread? (YES!)

Your Weekly Top Ten Wishes Angela Merkel Was Our REAL President

YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Gay-Hatin’ Tenn. Doctor/Lawmaker Only Fucked Married Patient/Cousin *Sometimes*

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family! (As long as it's in the heterosexual way, otherwise THAT'S GROSS.)

Which Members of Congress Are We Yelling At Today? ALL OF THEM, KATIE

So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.

GOP Sen. Bob Corker Wants To Massage Donald Trump’s Nuggets, Which Sounds REALLY GROSS, SENATOR

Yr Wonkette lives in Tennessee, and we have some THOUGHTS TO 'SPLAIN TO OUR SENATOR.

Jason Chaffetz’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Town Hall!

Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.

Was It A Good Idea For Tennessee Yarn Shop Owner To Piss Off Feminist Knitters, Y/N?

Feminist knitters are basically all of the knitters.

Wonkette Niece Stays #Woke For #MLKDay (Your Open Thread!)

You may yap your mouths off in this, your open thread!
There's probably a perfectly reasonable explanation, which will make us want to vomit.

Ungrateful Tennessee Man Not Satisfied With $75 For 31 Years In Prison On False Conviction

$75 seems like a bit inadequate to make up for 31 years on a false conviction, but we are notoriously soft on innocent people.

Chuck Schumer Announces Plan To Grow Spine On Obamacare, Let GOP Hang Itself

Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!