Fix the ACA instead of leaving millions uninsured? What's the catch? And is this your open thread? (YES!)
YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family! (As long as it's in the heterosexual way, otherwise THAT'S GROSS.)
So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.
Yr Wonkette lives in Tennessee, and we have some THOUGHTS TO 'SPLAIN TO OUR SENATOR.
Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.
Feminist knitters are basically all of the knitters.
You may yap your mouths off in this, your open thread!
$75 seems like a bit inadequate to make up for 31 years on a false conviction, but we are notoriously soft on innocent people.
Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!
Get off your duff and vote, you.
Tennessee parents are freaking out over 'Islamic indoctrination' in textbooks again. And al-Gebra is determined to strike again.
Happy Labor Day Weekend, WonkSquad! Are you spending it like your average American worker, drunk and with your family? Or are you spending it like your average Corporate Fat Cat, drunk and with your secret second family in upstate...
Rick Santorum really screams for ice cream.
How can Scottie Nell Hughes be expected to understand such confusing, un-American things?
Gosh, it seems like FOREVER since yr Wonkette has gotten to DC-gossip about some legislator getting his ween where it don't belong, so thanks, Tennessee! The Volunteer State served up a doozy of a point-and-laugh experience late last week, when...