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Wonkette Infiltrates CPAC As Sarah Palin Reads Joke About Obama’s Teleprompter From Teleprompter
Wonkette Special Correspondent Prommie Promzerelli attended the Conservative Political Action Conference on a whim this weekend – and oh what fun was had! – as our dear Prommie soon found himself VIP-credentialed and fully immersed in CPAC’s unique and heterogeneous mix of the Libertarians, Angry Old People, Batshit Insane Colonial Re-enactors, College Republicans, and Prom-Queen [...]
Rick Santorum Gives Mitt Romney the Oscar For Reading Teleprompter
by Wonkette Jr.
It’s America’s big night for urban elitists who have seen whatever otherwise unknown movies are nominated for Academy Awards tonight — consider it the Super Bowl for people who only drink box wine ironically, or the big NASCAR race/crash for people who still have most of their own teeth. Oscar (TM) Night is here! If, [...]
Hilarious Congressman Trying To Take Away Obama Teleprompter Funding
by Jack Stuef
More than 400 amendments were filed Monday night. Among them were a proposal from Rep. Steve Womack, R-Ark., to eliminate funding for the president’s Teleprompter And then the founding fathers and the people who died for this country over the centuries all rose up from their graves to come shake Womack’s hand, because he reached [...]
Voters across the nation are going to the polls today to vote “Yes” or “No-Good Elitist Bastard” on Barack Obama, our nation’s president and only member of our government, and most people think most people in most places will choose that latter option. And since this is vote is not actually a complex array of [...]
By the Comics CurmudgeonHas the long, oily nightmare of oil spewing out of the Earth’s crust in the Gulf of Mexico finally ended? Maybe! BP seems to think so, and they sure haven’t been wrong on this point yet. But even if the actual petroleum-puking is at an end, we need to assess and clean [...]
RNC Pulls Comical Web Ad About ACORN And Bill Ayers And TeLePrOMpTerz
by Jim Newell
Call it the Road to Recovery, you queer fink motherfuckers: a web ad from the RNC, to commemorate Obama’s 100 days of Famine, posted yesterday and immediately pulled for being terrible. Watch what appears to be a Southern white man doing his “blacky voice” over video of Obama’s inauguration speech.
AP Wingnut Also Concerned About Teleprompter Usage
by Jim Newell
The Washington press corps has come full circle, everyone! Famous Karl Rove-loving wingnut Ron Fournier, who is somehow the Washington Bureau Chief for the AP, has written crucial News Analysis of the Obama press conference last night. We know it’s “analysis,” you see, because that word is in the headline: “Analysis: Teleprompter telegraphs Obama caution.”
RedState Warns: Obama To Seize Internet
by Jim Newell
A smart person at the RedState blog has discovered an article on the secret website “CNET” about how Barack Obama plans to capture the Internet and run it, more or less. “Total control is their only goal,” warns the intrepid Kenny Solomon. “The uber-geek-lib-techies under the spell of President TelePrompTer will do anything asked of [...]
