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Chuck Norris doesn’t like when people mess with his friends, man. And he is sick, man, just sick of how we are all raggin’ on Mike’s son, David. It’s dirty politics, and Chuck Norris doesn’t play politics. He just kicks some ass.

It turns out that all those rumors about David Huckabee hanging a dog at Boy Scout camp in 1998 are, like, true. And, if a fired former employee of Huckabee Sr. is to be believed (because, really, who would ever talk smack about their former employers?), the Huck tried to make it all go away.

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Fred Thompson is still randomly trying to win Iowa, and these days that calls for a Mike Huckabee attack (Huckafuck?) Today, Dipshit McGoo’s Iowa team sent out a press release criticizing Huckabee’s weakness on Thompson’s strongest suit: the ability to take things seriously. MORE »