teh gheys
We Would Rather Have Snakes On A Plane Than Listen To This Guy Tell Us About Jesus
If you are a gay, you are probably pretty happy right now, what with the getting married and the turning Hillz into a lesbian, it has been all nice time for you all the time. Sorry to say that time is coming to an end, because this dude is going to sit next to you [...]
Gays Take Minnesota, Gain Crucial Ground In Global War On Marriage
You guys, it has been a banner fucking month to be a homosexual type person. Thus far in the merry merry month of May we’ve seen Rhode Island and Delaware go gay, but those were tiny states with laughably small land masses. It was time for a big Midwestern kind of state to step up. [...]
Iowa GOP Still Butthurt About How Much Their Supreme Court Loves The Gays
In the race to the bottom of the barrel of the laboratories of democracy, Iowa is making a very very strong showing. Sure, competition is tough when you’ve got to worry about the state legislatures in Tennessee, Missouri, Virginia, and other places that urban elitists like yr Wonkette do not wish to visit. But then [...]
Friday Nice Time Vetoes With The Gays And Their Friends
We can all agree that it is high time for some nice time. Yesterday’s nice time about Roger Ebert’s passing was more really fucking sad than nice, so we owe you a straight-up nice time post. This week’s nice time comes from Texas and is about being nice to gays. Yes, Texas. Yes, nice to [...]
Gays Wrecking Everything: Part Eleventy-Billion In a Series
Ohai gays! You certainly have everybody everywhere talking about you, what with the gay gay gay cases at the Supreme Court. So much delicious attention! Who DOESN’T love having their civil rights debated on the national stage? Lucky! The discussions, though, have been a little…flat. Oral arguments didn’t actually feature Scalia or Alito or Scalito, [...]
Your Thursday Nice-Time: Small-Town Mississippi Newspaper Owner Tells Homophobes To Get Bent
Meet newlyweds Crystal Craven and Jessica Powell of Laurel, Mississippi, who exchanged vows earlier this month. Ms. Craven has brain cancer, and doctors and staff who’ve been treating her were among those who attended the small ceremony. While the State of Mississippi doesn’t recognize same-sex unions, the local paper, the tri-weekly Laurel Leader-Call, covered the [...]
Teh Year in Ghey: A Wonktrospective
It has been a banner fucking year for the teh gheys. There was tons of election-winning, gay-marrying, company-wrecking, and general ruining of morals and common decency everywhere. Shockingly, we learned that a lesbian cabal runs the DHS, because when the revolution comes it will damn sure start with ‘mos taking over executive agencies. We watched [...]
Undercover Bathhouse Spy & Michele Bachmann Mentor Wins MN GOP Primary
Hey, remember Allen Quist, the homophobic Gollum lookalike who Mother Jones profiled a few months back? You know, Michele Bachman’s political mentor, the chap who “went undercover at an adult bookstore and a gay bathhouse in an effort to prove to a local newspaper reporter that they had become a ‘haven for anal intercourse’”? YES, [...]
Hero Photographer Fighting For Right Not To Deal With Icky Gays
In an upside-down world where girls want to marry girls and Christians are suddenly not allowed to be jerks about it, Elaine Huguenin is a crusader. She’s a wedding photographer from New Mexico who’s been fighting discrimination charges since 2008 over an incident in which a gay couple tried to hire her for their commitment [...]
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