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Tag: teh ghey

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AFA Lady Sandy Rios: Why Waste Time On Dumb Fake ‘Sex Trafficking’ When We Should Be Stomping Out The Gay?

Sandy Rios, the American Patriarchy Association's "governmental affairs director," is not happy at all with the Republicans in the Senate this week, but not so much because they're holding up the confirmation of Loretta Lynch for the sake of...
You're fooling yourself. Equestria is a dictatorship

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Stop Supporting The Gays’ Rectum Rituals!

Time for another trip to the Deleted Comments Cornfield where we wish away all the comments that don't meet our high standards for good commentiness, or which we just don't want stinking up our nice little comments section. Take, for...
They want you! They want you!

Gays Admit To Recruiting Your Children, Say Adorably Gullible Rightwing Nutjobs

Well, darn it, if you can't believe the headline of an article at Bradlee Dean's Refuge For WND Rejects, how can you trust anything you read on the interwebs? A March 12 piece by Tim Brown certainly sounds terrifying...
How can we miss you if you won't go away?

Bryan Fischer Was Not Fired From Wingnut Central For Saying Any Of The Following

When we heard the news last night that Bryan Fischer was fired by the American Patriarchy Association, our first thought was that it couldn't have happened to a nicer wingnut. Our second thought was that this could be really...
Everyone in the photos behind me would slap me if they heard what I'm saying. Joke's on them -- theyr'e dead!

NYPD Union Seeks Advice On Racism From Terribly Sane Pastor Who Loves Segregation

This ought to go well. Since the NYPD is still feeling most butthurt indeed that Mayor Bill de Blasio hasn't yet fired his black son or burned his wife's wardrobe, some of the city's finest are looking to other...
And Billo was one of the more restrained ones

How Are Wingnuts Reacting To Paris Massacre? You’d Be Surprised! (No You Wouldn’t)

While Parisians took to the streets with their "Je Suis Charlie" signs yesterday to quietly express solidarity with the murdered satirists and bystanders at the offices of Charlie Hebdo, the American Wingnut-Industrial Complex was in Full Panic Mode, explaining...

Michigan House Protects Sacred Freedom To Tell Gays To Go To Hell

Congratulations, Michigan! Your citizens are now one step closer to enjoying the sacred freedom to discriminate, just as long as they are really sure that an invisible man in the sky tells them it's cool with Him. On Thursday, the...

Incoming Nevada Speaker Ira Hansen Is Your New Favorite Wingnut

Listen: Nevada Republicans are not interested in your "bipartisanship" or your "getting along" or your "logic and facts." As soon as they took over the state House, they chose as their new Speaker one Ira Hansen, a gentleman who,...
OMG, too late!

Jimmy Swaggart’s Pastor Son Sad That Gays Are Beheading Jesus

Remember Jimmy Swaggart, the fire and brimstone televangelist who sort of semi-disappeared in disgrace in the early '90s after news broke of his visits to prostitutes? He gave a big teary "I have sinned" speech, the prostitute told the...
There's always 2016...

What Happened To The ‘Gays Cause Autism’ Lady? Your Fringe Candidate Roundup!

We know what you're thinking. "Did the bizarro Illinois lady who said that autism, dementia, and tornados are God's punishment for abortions and ghey marriage actually get elected to Congress?" This being the kind of election year that brought...
Would you believe it's a towel ad from 1944?

Louie Gohmert: Why Is Obama Forcing Troops To Gay Massage Each Other?

Texas congressmollusk Louie Gohmert, that irrepressible imp, has been giving a lot of thought to Our Troops and how Barack Obama is trying to kill them all by making them fight the Ebolese Liberation Army. On some strange Christian radio...

Steve King: Dogs May Go To Heaven, Gays Not So Much

Iowa Congresscantaloupe Steve King has some thoughts on The Gheys, as well as on where you will find them in the afterlife and where you won't. Sadly, according to King, the odds of Heaven having any really good discotheques...
No self-respecting gay person would be caught dead driving one of these

Don’t Feed The Gays After Midnight

Anthony Culler, the Republican running against James Clyburn for South Carolina's 6th Congressional District, has a few problems as a candidate, according to The Hill. Culler "is not well-liked by the GOP establishment in South Carolina, and has no...
Romance, my ass

Rachel Maddow Brings You A Tale Of Polish Teabaggers Vs. Amorous Donkeys

From Thursday's Rachel Maddow Show, a story of love, loss, and redemption from Poznan, Poland. In its farm animal exhibit, the Poznan Zoo has a pair of donkeys, Napoleon and Antosia, who really like each other. They're inseparable. So...
Bring the comfy chair, too!

Southern Baptists Unfriend California Congregation For Insufficient Gay-Hating

The Southern Baptist Convention voted unanimously to expel a California church that was entirely too friendly to gay homosexuals, bringing order back to the cosmos and making clear that unlike other issues, such as divorce, there is no room...
Blue feathers? Do we know anyone with blue feathers?

Texas Won’t Let Lesbian Get Driver’s License, Because Jesus And Shut Up Is Why

A woman who recently moved to Texas from California can't get a Texas driver's license under her married name, because she's married to another lady, and Texas just don't think that's respectable. Connie Wilson and her partner Aimee relocated to the...