Tag: teh gay

Whiny Gays Finally Get Day in Court, Keep Whining Anyway

Hey gay homosexuals! Be happy! The Supreme Court is going to hear your gay cases about all the sick things you gays do, like get married and serve in the military. Wait, what? You're NOT uniformly happy that the...

Anti-Gay Groups Declare Victory In War On Starbucks

If you're anything like us, and we know you are (yeah, we tried to make that sound better too, but there's no help for it thanks to the royal "we"), you've been wondering how you can best hoard your...

New York Public Advocate Stone Cold Changing All The Lesbians, One Wife At A Time

Today we learned that in NYC, there is something called a "Public Advocate." This is not a description of a thing, but an actual job, like "truck driver" or "pole dancer." The public advocate is kind of awesome and...

Michele Bachmann’s Marriage Vow Will Destroy Porn & Sharia Forever

Put away your filthy magazines and Glee soundtrack! Because "culture war news" never gets old, America’s future Screaming Banshee-in Chief signed another one of those dumb pledge things, this one called “The Marriage Vow,” where she promises never to sex...

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