Tag: teevee

Are We Done With TV of Black People Charged With Misdemeanors Now?

Are those syndicated shows like "C.O.P.S." still a thing, with the haw-haw video of poor people committing minor property crimes or trying to take some drugs to dull the misery of existing in a rotten society? There's still such...

‘Dancing With the Stars’ Releases Chilling Image of Satan (Nancy Grace)

Monstrous trash-cable crime-porn death-beast Nancy Grace is joining the noxious reality-celeb ritual gyration glitter program Dancing With the Stars. This is Living Proof that Satan is real and amongst us, today. Americans watch THIRTY-SIX HOURS OF TEEVEE per week,...

Couch Potato Children Now Forced To Consider Possibility of Climate Change

It used to be that parents could just plop their fat little children in front of "Ren & Stimpy" for hours without having to worry a bit about the little ones being attacked by "knowledge" or "science." But this...

Unliked Pundit Mark Halperin Is Suspended From TV, World Happy Now

Mark Halperin is that guy nobody likes who writes/jabbers about politics and Washington. In this way, he is also every pundit jabbering about Washington and politics on the cable news, but he is also especially awful. So the world...

Chris Christie Makes Fox News Tilt Left

Icon of personal responsibility Chris Christie paid a visit to the fiends at Fox News yesterday, and as this screenshot shows, he nearly caused the entire right-wing cable news channel to tilt left and vanish into the ether. But,...

Watch ‘The Koch Brothers: Behind the Music’ Tuesday On Bloomberg

We aren't much for promoting television programs, because all televisions and the people who make television programs should be used to plug the radiation leaks at Fukushima. But, whatever, you probably always watch the teevee anyway, might as well...

Donald Trump Lied About Making Campaign Announcement On TeeVee Show

Surprise! “The show this weekend was taped back in November, and next week’s episode is also taped,” Pannozzo said. “So there will be no opportunity for him to do something like that.” Trump will announce LIVE ON HIS SHOW...

Mailman Poops On America

Haha, the guy thought the mailman "had a bunch of packages for us." Well, the mailman did have a bunch of packages -- packages of poop! (Unwrapped.) It is also great that the teevee news anchor describes a person...

Glenn Beck Plots Media Empire, Restores Honor

Glenn Beck's contract with Fox News expires in December, and you know what that means: George Soros is a scheming Puppet Master and/or Jew. Wait, no! It means Glenn Beck's teevee chalkboard lessons and Cash4Gold infomercials will probably be...

Hillary Clinton Quitting As Secretary of State (In 2012)

Scheming frenemy Hillary Clinton tells the CNN people that she won't be Obama's secretary of state in his next term, assuming he wins, so this frees him up to nominate Sarah Palin or George Will or somebody. Really, Hillary's...

Incompetent D.C. Government Crooked (Also: PBR)

It's been a while since we've explored the backwards world that is D.C. politics, so here goes: Some five months ago, when bike lanes and education were still the rage, Adrian Fenty, champion of white-people causes, was Mayor of...

The Super Bowl Is THE Time To Celebrate Our Best President’s Birfday

This year's Super Bowl may not include Tim Tebow lecturing America about nearly-aborted fetuses, but it has something even better: Lord Ronald Reagan! Some soulless libtards planned the Super Bowl to be on Reagan's 100th birthday, so to make...

America’s TeeVee Journalists Being Swallowed By Angry Egyptians

Don't these Egyptians realize they're supposed to provide a nice backdrop for these newscasts and stop moving around so much? Ignore the Americans in their safari shirts. Sure, you should kill each other in the back of the shot....

Mitt Romney Jokes About How Handsome and Smelly He Is, On TeeVee

The #1 most important world news story right now is: whatever is happening in Egypt Charlie Sheen no jobs Mitt Romney visited David Letterman's talk show last night and recited his very own monologue, "Things You Don't Know About...

Keith Olbermann Fired By MSNBC Or Something?

Keith Olbermann did his last MSNBC teevee show! It was a big deal, probably! Was he fired? Were there contract squabbles? How much of his thirty million dollars does he get to keep? Will it be enough, for whatever?...

NBC-Comcast Merger Approved: What It Means For You

Not including Netflix, HBO, YouTube, Hula-Hula, Bahoo, Doray, etc.