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Posts Tagged ‘teevee shows’

Jesse Ventura Makes Obvious Career Move

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

What did they call him, THE BODY or something?We all hoped he would run for vice president, with Ron Paul, or maybe run against Al Franken or something, but famous independent wrestler Jesse Ventura will instead host a teevee show about conspiracy theories. Today is just one big disappointment. [Seattle Times]


Liveblogging the Barack vs. Obama Mississippi Massacre, Part I

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Just' cold debatin'Good lord, people, who even knew we would be doing this, tonight?! Just think, drinking and watching some crap on the teevee and maybe just cold layin’ down some blogs. Oh yeah right that is just the normal life in America every single day … or it was, before the Economy Collapsed. Anyway, who knows what Walnuts! will do — not wear pants? Pick his nose and wipe it on Jim Lehrer? A vaudeville softshoe? Everything’s possible when you are an absolutely crazy old idiot. MORE »