Here is your funny video report from The Onion, about the crushing sadness of Obama volunteers who now have to … who knows? What do people do, anyway? [The Onion]

Here’s the great new John McCain commercial starring America’s hilarious sparring lower-income couple, teevee’s “The Honeymooners,” discussing America’s health-care nightmare and how McCain dumped his first wife because she was crippled in a car wreck. [YouTube/Patrick Wilson Films]