teens
Parents! Your Teen May Be Using Drugs To Qualify For An Elite Party School
Another in an apparently never-ending series of special guest bloogs from DoktorZoom. Hey, Mommy-Blog readers! Just when you thought you’d gotten over that Mother’s Day story about child psychopaths, New York Times reporter Alan Schwarz brings us a new thing for parents to be worried about: drug-addled teenagers! But these are not the hop-headed angel-dusting [...]
Drunk Tim Pawlenty Staffer Tries To Break Into Iowa Home, Scaring Teen
A man named Benjamin Foster, who is apparently a Tim Pawlenty campaign staffer, was arrested for intoxication and trespassing at a home in Ankeny, Iowa early this morning, according to Des Moines station KCCI. This scared a teen and her dog, as you can see from this video. Maybe we judged Tim Pawlenty too soon. [...]
Teabag Spawn Forced To Stand On CGI Mt. Rushmore, Sing About America
“I’m just a kid…” Okay! So stop! You will be an adult some day, but this will be on the Internet forever! “Available on iTunes.” Oh God.
Palin Gets Restraining Order Against Pennsylvania Teen With Shotgun
An Alaska judge has granted Sarah Palin a restraining order against 18-year-old Shawn R. Christy, a guy from Pennsylvania who likes to call and write her and talk about his shotgun. “He had sent her a letter with the proof of a gun purchase, claimed to have had an affair with Palin and wrote, in [...]
Mark Foley Joins His Pal Justin Bieber On Twitter
Wow. Congressional-page connoisseur Mark Foley is on Twitter. Is he legally allowed to do that? Who knows, but it turns out Foley has been on Twitter since March. He only has 181 followers right now, despite being rather infamous. When he joined, did he have to alert his new Twitter neighbors he’s gotten in trouble [...]
Shocking Activities At Florida Spelling Bee
Wonkette Operative “Cheryl” sends us this amazing report about one teen’s secret to awesome spelling. [Orlando Sentinel]
Teens Love Getting Schtupped by Old Congressmen
Remainders: Sexy Correlation Does Not Equal Sexy Causation
Least Fun Federal Government Website For Kids Yet
In Other News, Bush Nominated a Conservative to the Supreme Court
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