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Posts Tagged ‘teens’

DRUGS

Shocking Activities At Florida Spelling Bee

Friday, May 30th, 2008

We would like some crack!Wonkette Operative “Cheryl” sends us this amazing report about one teen’s secret to awesome spelling. [Orlando Sentinel]


REPUBLICANS

Monday, May 19th, 2008

DEAR SLATE.COM ADVICE LADY: My family members are staunch Democrats and love to bad-mouth Republicans every time the conversation turns to politics. This is heartbreaking, because I myself am a secret Republican. My mom already knows that I’m in love with a Republican, and she won’t stop condemning him behind his back for his beliefs, calling him names like “right-wing whack job” and “little lord Republiroy” (also making fun of his height). My brothers all say stuff like, “Republicans suck” and, “Those Republicans are dumb-***es.” I am afraid to come out to them about my beliefs because of potential verbal abuse being heaped on me. Also, being a teenager, I do not have the advantage of moving out of the house and escaping said abuse. What should I do? [Dear Prudence/Slate]


CONGRESS

Teens Love Getting Schtupped by Old Congressmen

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

'Learn me about the government, Senator!' - WonketteAfter the Mark Foley scandal, it was all but certain that even the most naive “civic minded” teenager would avoid the House and Senate page programs. Instead, becoming a page is more popular than ever before. MORE »


ISRAEL

Remainders: Sexy Correlation Does Not Equal Sexy Causation

Monday, August 7th, 2006
  • Islamofascists and their apologists suck at Photoshop. [Michelle Malkin]
  • “Lying b[itch] … shrew … Machiavellian … evil, power-mad witch … the ultimate self-serving politician”: Hillary-mania is in full swing in NH. [To the People]
  • Condi Rice is a fashion plate. [Brains Over Bombs]
  • For shame, Sen Allen, for zygote-killing shame. [The News-Virginian]
  • Sexy teens listen to sexy music and have sexy sexy sexy sex sex. [CNN]

DRUGS

Least Fun Federal Government Website For Kids Yet

Thursday, July 6th, 2006

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The charming magazine mockup above was produced (we are not making this up) by your DEA, which has apparently contracted Patrick Hearst’s non-union Mexican equivalent for propaganda purposes. MORE »


WASHINGTON POST

In Other News, Bush Nominated a Conservative to the Supreme Court

Tuesday, November 1st, 2005

Im David And Im An Implausible StatisticScooped again:

“Youthful drinking is tied to violence, risky sex, poor grades and drunken driving.” — The Washington Post, 11/01/2005 MORE »