Tag: teenagers

  What did wingnut conservative types even do before they discovered the greatest insult in the whole world, which is to call anything you don't...

There comes a time in every Christian youngster's life when he or she has a burning case of the crotch weasels and doesn't know what...

Welcome to Kansas, where the deer and the antelope play, the cows had voting rights before the women, and you're not supposed to be nice...

Once in a while, there is a straight news story that already has a Wonkette headline. This is one of those stories. OH DOES HE?...

Hello, American teenage teens, quick question for you: Why are you so goddamned boring? Do you not know how to be teenagers and do...

We've been hearing the arguments for years from the Reefer Madness crowd: If you legalize drugs, then EVERYBODY will get potted up on weed, because...

So remember that dumb thing about Rick Santorum speaking/not speaking to some high school students about “leadership?” Well, he did speak Wednesday at Grosse...

Matt Drudge, long known as the man behind the homepage of the Internet for people who still think it's 1998, has recently taken to...

Are we still talking about the sex lives of former teenagers in Alaska during the Sexy Summer of '08? Well then, Levi Johnston's sister,...

There are only a handful of fairly uncontroversial statements you can make these days, stuff like, "the image of Al Gore making out with...

Emo Obama is back, according to Obama-Republican tax-cut opponent Peter DeFazio, who said last night that the president is "making phone calls saying this...

A policeman punched a teen-aged girl directly in the face -- something new for your police brutality YouTube Playlist. Nikki Haley overflows with the...

Oh BLAST YOU, Center for Disease Control! You issue these fancy figures about rising teen birth rates, knowing full well that the only thing...

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