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Steve Doocy Explains: Mitt Romney Saved The Auto Industry!

Don’t, by any means, click on the above video of Steve Doocy explainering that Mitt Romney saved the auto industry. We cannot be held responsible if you ignore our warnings and your eyeballs fall out of your head and roll back under your desk and get covered with all the dust bunnies collecting on your tangled mass of printer cords. (If we knew how to make a googly-eye emoticon, we would put it here.) Read more on Steve Doocy Explains: Mitt Romney Saved The Auto Industry!…
 

Ted Strickland’s Cornhole Festival Rules Out Any Chance For Veep Selection

Yesterday, Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland, who many suggested would be a great white vice president for Barack Obama, ruled out any speculation of his chances by invoking the words of famous Civil War Criminal William Tecumseh Sherman: “If drafted, I will not run; nominated, I will not accept; and if elected, I will not serve. So, I don’t know how more crystal clear I can be.” Why is he lying so much? It’s now clear: he has another duty as Governor that need his full attention this summer, that are far more important than “auditioning” for veep: the first annual “Ted Strickland for Governor 2008 Cornhole Tournament Tour.” This sounds like fun. How does one get involved with Ted Strickland’s Cornhole? Read more on Ted Strickland’s Cornhole Festival Rules Out Any Chance For Veep Selection…
 

Popular Ohio Gov. Endorses Hillz

Ohio Democratic Gov. Ted Strickland has endorsed Hillary Clinton. Strickland, a rare life form known as a “moderate,” is one of the most popular politicians out there, enjoying high approval ratings from both sides of the spectrum in a crucial swing state. So congrats to Hillary on her special day! Pls send pix kthxbye. Ohio Governor to Endorse Clinton [AP] Read more on Popular Ohio Gov. Endorses Hillz…