Tag: ted stevens

The real story of this week's Fartknocker Report (Presented By Fartknocker) is about Sarah Palin being super lazy all the way to the bank....

2014 was the year when Senator Ted Cruz (R-Alberta) officially renounced his Canadian citizenship and became a true American. It was also the year...

Ever since President Obama announced that he was going to socialize the interwebs -- or as actual grown-ups call it, asking the FCC to...

Aren't olds so the funniest, with their not understanding kids these days doing fancy things on their iStuff? Ha ha HA, let's guffaw so...

Ah, Rick Santorum. Rick, Rick, Rick. After winning the support of 100 evangelical leaders this weekend, the conservative candidate solidified himself as a seriousish...

Our men's room correspondent in Anchorage sent this wonderful picture of the bathroom wall at Ted Stevens International Airport. We guess this is what...

What are the fun primaries Americans are going to be forced to vote in, today? In Arizona, Walnuts McCain, having dispensed with his...

Here is a scan from the Seattle Times from, uh, sometime after Ted Stevens died in a plane crash, we guess, sent to us...

Our New Hampshire colony is reeling today with the break of a major Facebook controversy: State House candidate Keith Halloran commented on an article...

America's greatest senator has perished in the usual terrible way of politicians in planes over Alaska, according to the local teevee news in Anchorage....

YOUR UPDATE ON THE HEALTH OF OLD REPUBLICAN FORMER OFFICE HOLDERS: Former Senator Ted Stevens, his son, and ex-NASA head and current military-industrial complex...

Primaries today in Colorado and other, less amusing states, like Georgia and whatever. In addition to the nonstop comedy Colorado has already provided...

Sarah Palin's in the news, everyone! For, let's see here, lying. While most of her recent lies have been about covering up how that...

Ha ha wasn't it funny how Ted Stevens probably could have won back his Senate seat in Alaska if he hadn't been found guilty...

TED STEVENS IS FREE: Everyone's favorite white-guilt-inducer, Attorney General Eric Holder, has decided to drop all charges against mean old Ted Stevens, because why...

The clock is ticking! George Bush has just a few short hours to issue blanket retroactive/pre-emptive pardons for all of the criminal leather queens...

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