Tag: ted nugent

Sarah Palin’s Posse Grabs White House By Pussy, And It Is Classy As Fuque!

Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.

Help Us Susan Collins, You’re Our Only Hope! Wonkagenda, For Thurs., Feb 23, 2017

More Trump 'n' Russia, CPAC sharpens its fangs, and Senator Ted Nugent? Your morning news brief!

Nice British Singer Lady Will Do Trump’s Inauguration, On One Hilarious Condition

She wants to sing this classic protest song about black people being lynched, would that be OK?

Donald Trump Very Busy Man, Does Not Have Time For Silly Press Conferences!

If you had a schedule this busy, you would cancel press conferences about your conflicts of interest too!

LOL, Kellyanne Conway Thinks Justin Timberlake Will Play At Trump’s Inauguration

Maybe they can get Scott Baio to sing instead. Did you know Scott Baio tried to have a singing career, because he did, and it is hilarious.

Third Eye Blind Trolls RNC, Makes Up For All Of 1997

Though some of us may never be able to fully forgive Third Eye Blind for the curse they wrought upon the year 1997, particularly if we worked at a mall around that time, the band did a mitzvah last night...

Trickster Demon Obama Takes Old Fart’s Guns Away, By Not Taking Old Fart’s Guns Away

Will Obama stop at NOTHING to pry every gun out of every cold, clammy, dead head in America?
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Ted Nugent, Tired Of Threatening Hillary Clinton, Would Like Bernie Sanders To Die Now Please

Ted Nugent is neither dead nor in jail. DOES have thoughts on Bernie Sanders.

Responsible Gun Owner Ted Nugent Thinks It’d Be Just Nifty If Hillary Got Shot

Ted Nugent makes case against gun control with doctored video of Hillary Clinton being assassinated.
OK, we like Francis Again

Pope Francis Fixin’ To Quit-Fire Archbishop Who Crammed Kim Davis Down His Throat

It was the best day ever for gay-hatin' Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis. She bedazzled her finest lady jumper and went to Washington, where a super-nice dirty Catholic named Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò had arranged a special private tête-à-tête, as they rarely...
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Ted Nugent Knows Jews Are The Real Nazi Holocaust-Doers, Because Obviously

It is a day, which means somewhere in the recent past, or maybe right this second if he's awake, NRA board member Ted Nugent has been spotted doing public bigotry of some sort. Now, far be it from us...
gross.

Ted Nugent Lonely, Would Like To See His Secret Service Pals Just One More Time

Ted Nugent is neither dead nor in jail. But he keeps trying! Whom is Mr. Cat Scratch threatening to murder to death today? Oh, same old: Blah blah blah, hang Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama from the neck until dead,...
American thinker.

Ted Nugent Will Eliminate Liberals With Gay Stuff In Their Butts, For America

Ted Nugent is upset, everyone. Barack Obama is his enemy, and he hasn't jerked off to Megyn Kelly in at least two weeks. So he went to his old friend Alex Jones to talk through his feelings. Like, did...