Tag: ted cruz

Ted Cruz Likes It When Cheese Dip Slimes Down His Nipples

TRIGGER WARNING, TED CRUZ IS BEING GROSS.

Trump Already An Old Man Yelling At His TV! Wonkagenda for Thursday, December 8, 2016

Donald Trump cancels inauguration golden shower and Ted Cruz goes limp for queso. Your morning news brief!

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 27, 2016

Trump wants to love all the black people, Jason Chaffetz re-un-re-unndorses, and Ted Cruz cries. Your morning News Brief!

Kellyanne Conway Can’t Delete Donald Trump’s Twitter, Because She’s Not His Real Dad

We sort of have sympathy for Kellyanne Conway. SORT OF.

Trump’s Idiot Son Shares Heartwarming Letter From Little Girl Who Wants Hillary IN JAIL

Michelle Obama asked what Trump's campaign is doing to our kids. This is what it's doing.

Sad Ted Cruz Phone-Banks For ‘Nominee’ He ‘Supports,’ Whomever That Might Be, No Way To Know

Hello, this is Ted Cruz. Have you seen my manhood anywhere?

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 26, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 13, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Trump Idiot Katrina Pierson So Mad Libtard Dallas Morning News Endorsed First Dem In 75 Years

Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!

Your Senate Sunday: What’s The Deal With The Dakotas? Do We Really Need Two?

This week's profile of 2016's U.S. Senate races is chock full of Dakotas. Sorry, not the Fanning girl.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Thin-Skinned Baby Donald Trump Poops Diaper In Rage At Mean ‘Morning Joe’ Hosts

He probably 'regrets' saying all these things on Twitter now.

Hey, Remember That Time Meghan McCain Begged Donald Trump For A Job?

The Meghan McCain of 2016 is taking her toys and going home or something, GRRRRR SHE IS MAD.