Tag: ted cruz

GOP Ready To Pass Tax ‘Cut’ Bill Despite LITERALLY NOT KNOWING WHAT’S ACTUALLY IN IT

They may not know what's in their bill, but by God they're going to pass it. Good times to be a tax attorney.

Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience

These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!

What Are You Going To Do, Republicans, Count The Tree Rings On Roy Moore’s Dick?

The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?

Steve Bannon Lost His Billionaire Patron Last Week. That’s A Great Excuse To Review This Book!

Hells yeah, we're reviewing a book that came out in July. It's a good book, Brent.

John Kelly Submits To Dark Side. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 1, 2017

Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.

Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)

Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!

Sick Bob Corker Burn, Donald Trump! You Got Him Good, Like LMAO Out Loud!

Meanwhile, Kellyanne and Bannon are VERY upset SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING A PRESIDENT!!!!

Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can’t Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...

Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.

A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn’t Want You To See

Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is NOT AN ANIMAL, OK?

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

If Ted Cruz Hates Dildos So Much, Then What’s This In His Butt?

It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM.

Ted Cruz Penis Hacks Twitter! Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 12, 2017

Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.