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Hello New Hampshire! Y'all done voting early and often for the guy or the other guy or the lady guy or the other lady...

Everyone knows the best part of having a lovers' quarrel is the making up. Whether the tiff is about whose turn it is to...

Poor David Brooks. Spiraling ever downward into his midlife crisis, which for some reason he is paid to liveblog weekly at the New York...

In Manchester, New Hampshire, Monday night, Donald Trump continued an unbroken string of getting away with crap that would have sunk any other campaign...

Guys, hot off the presses and BREAKING! and all of that stuff. The final Iowa caucus results have been released, by Donald Trump's brain,...

Sen. John McCain has some stern words for you Republican presidential candidates who had yourselves a grand ol' party time on Saturday night, debating...

Uh oh, Ted Cruz is doing dirty tricks again! (No, he's not still saying Ben Carson died in an Iowa cornfield or whatever. He...

Hey, just to prove that Democrats aren't the only party to hold debates on a weekend evening when nobody except political junkies and shut-ins...

Guten Morgen, Wonkers, WTF does that headline even mean? Did Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz actually have a caucus with Satan at the Olive...

So you might have noticed that professional douchebag/hip-hop enthusiast Martin Shkreli was all over your Internet this morning being even more of a preening...

Oh well, guess Rick Santorum's dreams have died again. Late Wednesday, Santorum surprised exactly no one by declaring that he would no longer be...

Hooray, the real Donald Trump is back! We were worried Tuesday when it seemed like maybe he had been sedated after his SECOND PLACE...

In all the excitement of the Iowa Caucuses, you might have missed one little squirmish leading up to the big night: a microfeud between...

Well we knew Donald Trump's relative nice-nice over coming in second place (WHICH IS FIRST LOSER) in Iowa wouldn't last long. He hasn't completely...

Ben Carson knows why he only finished fourth in the Iowa Caucuses, with a piddling 9 percent of the vote: It had nothing with...

By now, you may have heard the saddest news ever to come out of the big dumbocrap whatchamahoozit known as the Iowa caucuses: Mike...

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