Tag: ted cruz
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.
What will the Nazi trolls do now that they can't harass people from the safety of their basements?
The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.
Everything is fucked.
Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!
Another roadblock to repealing the Affordable Care Act? Too bad Republicans stopped believing in roads long ago.
The Senate Obamacare repeal isn't only cruel -- it's also a mess of Voodoo Economics! Gotta love the Balanced Budget party.
One more revision and Medicaid patients will be converted to Soylent Green.
Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.
And no, they can't hold their session outside, even if it's a nice day.
Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.
We would expect this from Eric but not from ... LOL J/K they're all stupid thugs, we expect it from all of them.
Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.
The party that wants to drown government in a bathtub is bad at governing? Whodathunkit!
Goddammit the internet is stupid sometimes.
Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!