Tag: ted cruz

Sunday Rundown: Guns & Ammo Edition

What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.

Facebook Wants To Let The Heritage Foundation Decide What’s News

Guess who's gonna fix 'bias' at Facebook???
No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

Barack Obama Writes Pants Off Newt Gingrich And Ted Cruz. By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Not really a fair comparison. That's why it's fun.

That Cambridge Analytica Video Sure Did Land Like A Hot Turd!

Can't wait for the next video to drop!

Cambridge Analytica DID NOT Use Ukrainian Prostitutes As Honeyp … Oh, You Mean THEM?

Cambridge Analytica is having a VERY BAD WEEK.

Shit Meets Fan For Cambridge Analytica And Facebook. ‘BOUT GODDAMN TIME.

Meet Christopher Wylie, the whistleblower blowing the whistle on the 'Frankenmonster' he created for Cambridge Analytica!

Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Believe That Sam Nunberg Shit Was Only Five Days Ago

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Ted Cruz Being Hilarious Dick Again, Plus All Your Texas Primary Action!

Somewhere, Molly Ivins is smiling.

Storm A-Comin’. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 7, 2018

Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.

Triggering The Libs: A How-To Guide For Conservatives

ATTENTION CONSERVATIVES: DON'T READ THIS! IT IS SECRET INFORMATION ON WHAT DRIVES LIBS UP THE WALL!

Ted Cruz Does Not Like Lisa Simpson In A Boat, Does Not Like Her With A Goat

Is Lisa Simpson a Demmycrat? You're damn right she is!
Gonna fuck you up!

ROBERT MUELLER GONNA STICK THESE INDICTMENTS UP RUSSIA’S ASS NOW

SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.

Nation’s Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn’t About Guns

A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection