Tag: ted cruz
Meanwhile, Kellyanne and Bannon are VERY upset SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING A PRESIDENT!!!!
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity.
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It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM.
Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.
There are lots of great Democrats who could run for president in 2020, but Harris is quickly becoming one of our favorites.
Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.
Price-gouging in Houston, Trump's Phoenix blowup, and this guy from Minecraft is pouring money into Pizzagate investigations. Your morning news brief!
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.
What will the Nazi trolls do now that they can't harass people from the safety of their basements?
The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.
Everything is fucked.
Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!