Tag: ted cruz
Seriously, what even the fuck.
Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
The award nobody wants goes to a man nobody likes.
For real, Americans' FCC complaints this year were PRETTY DUMB.
Tom Arnold spent Christmas tweeting about what he knows about Donald Trump, and BOY HOWDY.
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In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.
TRIGGER WARNING, TED CRUZ IS BEING GROSS.
Donald Trump cancels inauguration golden shower and Ted Cruz goes limp for queso. Your morning news brief!
We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.
Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
How about never? Is never good for you?
Trump wants to love all the black people, Jason Chaffetz re-un-re-unndorses, and Ted Cruz cries. Your morning News Brief!
We sort of have sympathy for Kellyanne Conway. SORT OF.
Michelle Obama asked what Trump's campaign is doing to our kids. This is what it's doing.