Tag: ted cruz
Now he wants criminal charges against the IT guy who set up Hillary's server, because why not?
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!
SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.
Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!
Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
Seriously, what even the fuck.
Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
The award nobody wants goes to a man nobody likes.
For real, Americans' FCC complaints this year were PRETTY DUMB.
Tom Arnold spent Christmas tweeting about what he knows about Donald Trump, and BOY HOWDY.
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In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.
TRIGGER WARNING, TED CRUZ IS BEING GROSS.
Donald Trump cancels inauguration golden shower and Ted Cruz goes limp for queso. Your morning news brief!
We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.
Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!