Tag Archives: teabagging

  just put it on our tab

GOP Shutdown Final Tally: $2 To $6 Billion Which Was Worth It Because Obamacare Was Totally Repealed

You ever wonder what success looks like? We often wonder, because we are bloggers who sit in unwashed pajamas, drink cheap whiskey and incessantly email BangMeHarder54@altavista.com to please do sex on us, so we don’t know any successes. But we are not Texi-Canadian Senators who have shut down the government to lodge our discontent for a three-year-old law. Folks like that know the sweet sweet smell of success, because they fight for fiscal responsibility and reduced spending, and they get RESULTS, right HuffPo? The federal government shutdown that lasted for 16 days in October is expected to cost the U.S. economy between $2 billion and $6 billion in economic output, according to a report by the Office of Management and Budget released Thursday afternoon. Yep — we saved $2 billi… hold on. WE FUCKING LOST UP TO $6 BILLION!!1! Read more on GOP Shutdown Final Tally: $2 To $6 Billion Which Was Worth It Because Obamacare Was Totally Repealed…
  fingerpointing blamegaming

Steve King Blames Reagan For Electing Obama, Because Messicans

Noted animal-hater and all-around waste-of-space Teabagging Congresstwit Steve King (R-4th Level of Hell) has once again opened his maggot-filled cockholster. He wants you to know that the only reason that Supreme Leader and Great Sun of Socialism Barack H. Obummer got elected was because of all the damn messicans. And whose fault is it that you can’t round a corner in Rep. King’s district (which is 96% non-Hispanic white) without running into a Taco Bell or someone screaming out “Dios Mio!” during climax instead of “My God” like good red-blooded Mericans do? Why none other than our first Mexican president, St. Ronaldo Reaganendez: In an effort to dissuade Republicans, King argued that the 1986 immigration bill that Reagan signed into law is estimated to have brought amnesty to three million illegal immigrants. He said conservative estimates show that, on average, each of these people brought in five others, leading to 15 million more people in the country, most of whom voted for Obama. As he spoke against the Great and Powerful Reaganendez, a hush fell over his GOP colleagues on the House floor. Slowly, pitchforks were handed out among the GOP leadership, and Eric Cantor pulled out his authentic Katniss Evergreen Hunger Games BowTM and prepared to take him out. Read more on Steve King Blames Reagan For Electing Obama, Because Messicans…
  if you can't beat 'em teabag 'em

Gay Republicans Go Off Message, Embrace Camp

We know that it’s not easy being a gay Republican! We can ignore the fact that the Republican Party, as a policy, would rather that gays not exist, or that, if they do exist, their emotional attachments not be given any recognition by any level of government whatsoever; people will do some crazy stuff for lower taxes! No, the real sad thing about being gay in the Republican Party is that you’d have to spend all your time with people utterly lacking in any sense of whimsy or theatricality, whose idea of a funny joke is a picture of Barack Obama with a bone through his nose and whose idea of drag is dressing up as Patrick Henry. Well, Los Angeles’s gay Republicans are tired of fitting in with this gaggle of squares, and will be “out and proud” this pride weekend by dipping their balls into the mouths of various politicians. Read more on Gay Republicans Go Off Message, Embrace Camp…
  bellwethers of our time

Liveblogging Part III of the Season Finale of Arlen Specter

Well, this will go down in Liveblogging History as “the night we shouldn’t have bothered,” but what the hell, let’s wrap it up. This liveblog will continue until ALL THE VOTES ARE COUNTED, or when we go to bed, whichever comes first. Meanwhile: Is Lost Island all a hologram? Only Jim Newell knows for sure. He loves this show! Your editor has never seen it, but read a blog or whatever the other day suggesting that the hit show of LOST is actually a ripoff of Philip K. Dick’s alternate-world sci-fi literature and also the old computer game, Myst, which does rhyme with LOST. Anyway, Rand Paul won with 59% of the hillbilly GOP vote, someone named “Gritz” or whatever seems to be winning something in Pennsylvania, and nobody will say the Truth about Arlen Specter because he’s so gosh-darned old nobody wants to bum out his feelings. Read more on Liveblogging Part III of the Season Finale of Arlen Specter…
  island of lost liveblogging

Liveblogging the Season Finale of the 2010 Primary and/or ‘Lost’

Can you believe after all these years/months, the career of Arlen Specter and/or the hit teevee show I’m Lost finally ends, right now? Let’s liveblog the greatest election ever in mid-May 2010. Rand Paul is already the absolute King of Kentucky, and all new hillbilly children will be named “Ayn,” but what about the 80-year-old Vietnam vet Arlen Specter? Read more on Liveblogging the Season Finale of the 2010 Primary and/or ‘Lost’…
  demrats just don't understand

Vaguely Hot Gal Briefly Spotted In Comical Teabagger ‘Rap Video’

Apologies in advance for those who still enjoy the Hippitty Hop and the Rap, because after watching this excruciating video, you too will finally agree that this genre of pop music probably went on for about 15 years longer than necessary …. the direct line from Vanilla Ice to this clumsy clod is actually visible in many shots. Read more on Vaguely Hot Gal Briefly Spotted In Comical Teabagger ‘Rap Video’…
  political costumes

Sexy Toilet Teabagger Halloween Party!

Ohio player Tony Walker sends us this picture of a super-scary Halloween yard display, in his yard, in Ohio. “I stole the TeaBagger style for the sign (lettering and such) but restructured the message to a leftest/socialist theme,” Tony types to us. So is this our first “costume picture” of Halloween Eve? Come on people, send your political fun costume pix NOW. But don’t go as “Sexy Nancy Pelosi” because that one’s taken … by Nancy Pelosi! Read more on Sexy Toilet Teabagger Halloween Party!…
  cartoon violence

Nudity And Cannibalism And Whores

By the Comics CurmudgeonIf Carl Jung were alive today, he’d see political cartoons as a shortcut into our collective subconscious. Those brave few Americans who continue to read newspapers have the honor or seeing the darkest, foulest recesses of the human mind barfed out daily onto editorial pages everywhere. In order to fulfill their appointed role of shocking a jaded nation, the cartoonists select only the most depraved, taboo-violating subjects for their art. What we’re trying to say is that this week’s cartoons are all about awful stuff, so brace yourself before you click the clicky and see the things in store for you. Read more on Nudity And Cannibalism And Whores…
  exciting teabagging events

Thousands of Grandmas *Still* Don’t Care For Coloreds

Oh boy we forgot today was the big September 11th Teabagger Festival, on September 12. It was probably wonderful. Look how this lady smiles, with her sign, about how Africans should not be anywhere near the White House. God Bless America, or at least the old white portion. [NineTwelvePhotos] Read more on Thousands of Grandmas *Still* Don’t Care For Coloreds…
  somebody tell alex jones!

Teabagger Alert: Pope Ratzi Creating Newer ‘New World Order’

Former Nazi Youth and rancid pontiff Joseph Ratzinger has an important message for the agitated teabaggers of America: An even newer New World Order is on the way, and this one is going to be run by the Vatican — along with, we suspect, a 13-seat Council of Elders including Goldman Sachs, Barack Obama, Israel, Red China, NAFTA, Michele Bachmann (oh hell yeah she’s working for the NWO!), the IRS, let’s see and probably the Sierra Club, KFC-Taco Bell, NASA and the Carlyle Group. Hope you like FEMA camps! [New York Times] Read more on Teabagger Alert: Pope Ratzi Creating Newer ‘New World Order’…
  teabagging in our time

Teabaggers Boo John Cornyn Even Though He’s the Only Senator For Freedom

You people keep asking us for Teabagger July 4th video and, well, we can’t really find any clips! It’s as if the whole Teabagging Craze died with the 500 people who started it, on April 15, to protest George W. Bush’s tax cuts. But here’s the “traitor” and bloated wingnut John Cornyn being booed by some teabaggers in some place or another. Looks fun! This Crooks & Liars video looks ever less fun, if you can imagine such a thing. Read more on Teabaggers Boo John Cornyn Even Though He’s the Only Senator For Freedom…
  go ron paul

A Confederacy of Teabags: Intern Riley’s ReLOVEution

We sent Intern Riley straight into the ample belly of the Teabagging Beast, so we will allow this ONE (1) departure into first-person singular on your “royal we” Wonkette: “So what’s your deal?” the Paultard asked me with an air of suspicion, his Ron Paul REVOLUTION flag waving proudly as we walked. I had been following the Paultard for quite some time, in hopes that he would lead me to the secret location of the DC 4th of July Tea Party Extravaganza. Read more on A Confederacy of Teabags: Intern Riley’s ReLOVEution…
  of interest to colonial history dorks

Celebrate Rhode Island Pirate Anarchists Today!

Oh right! Today is a very important day in Rhode Island history, because it commemorates the occasion 237 years ago when a bunch of Rhode Island nuts totally stuck it to the man and shot a British captain, IN THE GROIN, with a musket ball. (Then they burned his ship down.) It was among the very first incidents of truly violent colonial insurrection against the British, and of course the attack on the British trade-monitoring schooner Gaspee was led by a band of piratical (and likely drunk) Rhode Islanders who were just sick of having some Teabag all up in their business, inspectin’ their cargos for contraband. Read more on Celebrate Rhode Island Pirate Anarchists Today!…
  this should turn out well

Twitter + Teabagger = About What You’d Expect

This guy is too much: He was so PISSED OFF by Homeland Security noting that certain heavily armed anti-government wingnuts might, uh, do something crazy that he decided to take his guns to the Oklahoma City teabagging protest and, uhm, kill a bunch of cops. That’ll learn ’em! Read more on Twitter + Teabagger = About What You’d Expect…