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Tag: teabagging

GOP Shutdown Final Tally: $2 To $6 Billion Which Was Worth It Because Obamacare Was Totally Repealed

You ever wonder what success looks like? We often wonder, because we are bloggers who sit in unwashed pajamas, drink cheap whiskey and incessantly email BangMeHarder54@altavista.com to please do sex on us, so we don’t know any successes. But...

Steve King Blames Reagan For Electing Obama, Because Messicans

Noted animal-hater and all-around waste-of-space Teabagging Congresstwit Steve King (R-4th Level of Hell) has once again opened his maggot-filled cockholster. He wants you to know that the only reason that Supreme Leader and Great Sun of Socialism Barack H. Obummer...

Gay Republicans Go Off Message, Embrace Camp

We know that it's not easy being a gay Republican! We can ignore the fact that the Republican Party, as a policy, would rather that gays not exist, or that, if they do exist, their emotional attachments not...

Liveblogging Part III of the Season Finale of Arlen Specter

Well, this will go down in Liveblogging History as "the night we shouldn't have bothered," but what the hell, let's wrap it up. This liveblog will continue until ALL THE VOTES ARE COUNTED, or when we go to bed,...

Liveblogging the Season Finale of the 2010 Primary and/or ‘Lost’

Can you believe after all these years/months, the career of Arlen Specter and/or the hit teevee show I'm Lost finally ends, right now? Let's liveblog the greatest election ever in mid-May 2010. Rand Paul is already the absolute King...

Teabagger Nearly Has Stroke Scrawling This Four-Page Threat, Which He Faxed Upside Down

A super-angry teabagger sent four hand-scrawled pages, including this one, to a House office today -- all fed into the fax machine upside down, but thanks to extremely crazy pressure on the Sharpie, we can read the whole message...

Vaguely Hot Gal Briefly Spotted In Comical Teabagger ‘Rap Video’

Apologies in advance for those who still enjoy the Hippitty Hop and the Rap, because after watching this excruciating video, you too will finally agree that this genre of pop music probably went on for about 15 years longer...

Sexy Toilet Teabagger Halloween Party!

Ohio player Tony Walker sends us this picture of a super-scary Halloween yard display, in his yard, in Ohio. "I stole the TeaBagger style for the sign (lettering and such) but restructured the message to a leftest/socialist theme," Tony...

Nudity And Cannibalism And Whores

By the Comics CurmudgeonIf Carl Jung were alive today, he'd see political cartoons as a shortcut into our collective subconscious. Those brave few Americans who continue to read newspapers have the honor or seeing the darkest, foulest recesses...

Thousands of Grandmas *Still* Don’t Care For Coloreds

Oh boy we forgot today was the big September 11th Teabagger Festival, on September 12. It was probably wonderful. Look how this lady smiles, with her sign, about how Africans should not be anywhere near the White House. God...

Teabagger Alert: Pope Ratzi Creating Newer ‘New World Order’

Former Nazi Youth and rancid pontiff Joseph Ratzinger has an important message for the agitated teabaggers of America: An even newer New World Order is on the way, and this one is going to be run by the Vatican...

Teabaggers Boo John Cornyn Even Though He’s the Only Senator For Freedom

You people keep asking us for Teabagger July 4th video and, well, we can't really find any clips! It's as if the whole Teabagging Craze died with the 500 people who started it, on April 15, to protest George...

A Confederacy of Teabags: Intern Riley’s ReLOVEution

We sent Intern Riley straight into the ample belly of the Teabagging Beast, so we will allow this ONE (1) departure into first-person singular on your "royal we" Wonkette: "So what's your deal?" the Paultard asked me with an air...

Celebrate Rhode Island Pirate Anarchists Today!

Oh right! Today is a very important day in Rhode Island history, because it commemorates the occasion 237 years ago when a bunch of Rhode Island nuts totally stuck it to the man and shot a British captain, IN...

Twitter + Teabagger = About What You’d Expect

This guy is too much: He was so PISSED OFF by Homeland Security noting that certain heavily armed anti-government wingnuts might, uh, do something crazy that he decided to take his guns to the Oklahoma City teabagging protest and,...