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Posts Tagged ‘teabaggers’

BIG SERIOUS IDEAS

The ‘Tea Party: The Documentary Film’ Trailer!! (’Liberty’s March Has A New Generation Of Patriots’)

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Yes yes yes yes. One million copies please. [Tea Party Movie]


WUSSES

Tea Partiers Reconsider Burning Effigies Of House Speaker And Moderate Congressman

Monday, November 16th, 2009

The organizers of the upcoming Danville TEAParty in Virginia were surprised that their plan to burn life-size effigies of both the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, and a moderate freshman congressman, Democrat Tom Perriello, in a massive bonfire, replete (presumably) with half-and-half cocktails of Everclear and lighter fluid, drew some attention in the Liberal Media. They are now reconsidering their protest options. MORE »


SUPER BOWL OF RETARDATION

Such A Vulgarian, This Teabagger

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Wonkette motorist operative “Marcus” sent us this telephone picture of the rather uncouth car he was stuck behind yesterday, during the Super Bowl of Retardation. This fellow hates Obama so much that he — and we’re presuming “he,” because how unladylike! — chose to attach a massive cut-out of a donkey shitting Obama’s head on his rear windshield, at the expense of his visibility. Another sticker reads, “King’s Dream is a Nightmare.” Oh that silly Martin Luther King Jr., always ripe for a joke. After the jump, another wacky leftover operative photo, from a Hill office. MORE »


ACTIVISM TODAY

Fascist Nancy Pelosi Had The Anti-Nancy Pelosi Teabaggers JAILED

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Joe Lieberman’s above-ground slime cave was not the only office that was invaded and briefly colonized yesterday: 12 anti-abortion people were arrested outside some suite that belonged to Nancy Pelosi and were charged with all kinds of distinctions within the disorderly conduct family. The AP does not want to assume these people were associated with the tea bag people—”the speaker’s staff said those arrested were objecting to language in the health care overhaul that they said would allow federally subsidized abortions”—but it’s definitely safe to just go ahead and assume that they absolutely were. [AP]


KIND OF A CRAPPY RAINBOW

Check Out What The Christian God Did Today

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

So that horrific killing spree put a real damper on the day’s comedy prospects, although we’re sure Wolf Blitzer’s trying his inadvertent best to make us all laugh again. But know that before the sadness in Texas, God painted the teabaggers a rainbow. And then someone in an office took a picture of the Teabaggers’ Rainbow and e-mailed it to K-Lo, the end. [The Corner]


DO IT DO IT DO IT

Teabaggers Will Attempt To Rip Apart 1,990-page Bill

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Operative “Randy C,” of fleeting Halloween costume Internet fame, has graciously donated his “pubic option” poster to the teabaggers. Is that pastor taking a shine to it? Meanwhile, another Hill operative reports on an overheard conversation between two members of the mobilizing force: MORE »


SUPER BOWL OF RETARDATION

Thursday, November 5th, 2009
  • HILL OPERATIVES, WE NEED YOU: Much as we’d love to visit the Super Bowl of Retardation this afternoon, we are somewhat low on regular staff these days (have you noticed?) and someone must be “at the desk.” Operatives, this is your time to shine! Tips@wonkette.com! Send photos of Rand Paul breaking into your boss’s office! And if you send e-mails like, “I can see the west lawn of the Capitol from my window, and the entire lawn is full of tea partiers,” maybe attach a photograph.

POLITICAL COSTUMES

Sexy Toilet Teabagger Halloween Party!

Friday, October 30th, 2009

This is where Mizz Wonkette ends up around 4 a.m.
Ohio player Tony Walker sends us this picture of a super-scary Halloween yard display, in his yard, in Ohio. “I stole the TeaBagger style for the sign (lettering and such) but restructured the message to a leftest/socialist theme,” Tony types to us. So is this our first “costume picture” of Halloween Eve? Come on people, send your political fun costume pix NOW. But don’t go as “Sexy Nancy Pelosi” because that one’s taken … by Nancy Pelosi!


OUR FLOURISHING PUNDITOCRACY

David Brooks Went Running On The Mall And Saw No Racism!

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Oh my god David Brooks. He too is indignant about the suggestion that a bunch of these racist slob tea partiers are racists. He saw some of them talking to black people last weekend, during the 2.9 billion person (according to conservative blog estimates) tea party march! He was running — which he is wont to do, you see! — and saw that a few of the blacks were having one of their “raps,” and some tea partiers were there with them, listening to the rap. Then he explains that populism means hating people who live in cities, none of whom have jobs or work hard. MORE »


HISTORIC COMEDY MOMENTS

Teabaggers Scared To Death of Being Confused With Negro Protesters

Monday, September 14th, 2009

So the Tea Party wingnuts don't follow Louis Farrakhan and Nation of Islam, is that right?
HILARITY: Would-be teabaggers and and other easily duped dingbats are proudly emailing each other wonderful pictures of a million teabaggers crowding the National Mall, but these pictures are actually from the Million Man March of 1997, an event attended by, ahem, colored people. MORE »


EXCITING TEABAGGING EVENTS

Thousands of Grandmas *Still* Don’t Care For Coloreds

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

Hey look it's Roy Orbinson's dead great-grandma from Hell.
Oh boy we forgot today was the big September 11th Teabagger Festival, on September 12. It was probably wonderful. Look how this lady smiles, with her sign, about how Africans should not be anywhere near the White House. God Bless America, or at least the old white portion. [NineTwelvePhotos]