Tag: teabaggers
OK Everyone, You Punished Kathy Griffin Real Good, Now Shut The Fuck Up
Can this story be over now please?
Stupid Donald Trump Just Found Out Abraham Lincoln Was A Republican
Abraham Lincoln has been getting recognized more and more, Trump has noticed.
Glenn Beck: Never Mind Saving America — Defeat Donald Trump To Save Glenn Beck!
The 'Casablanca' remake, with Glenn Beck as Victor Lazlo, should be epic.
Joe Walsh Only Fingering His ‘Musket’ Because Thomas Jefferson Told Him To
Sometimes a call to arms is not a call to arms. Or maybe it is.
Kentucky Teabagger Gov. Says Your Grandbabies WILL HAVE TO DIE If Hillary Clinton Is Elected
Something about the 'blood of tyrants and patriots,' because teabaggers are nothing if not drama queens.
Can This Nice Trans Lady Beat Gross Teabagger GOP Sen. Mike Lee In November?
Misty K. Snow MAKES HISTORY as the first major party trans U.S. Senate Candidate. Hooray, Misty!
Wingnut Tea Party Jerk Renee Ellmers Loses Primary, Calls Woman Fat, Like You Do
Rep. Renee Ellmers, a Tea Party darling who was a reliable voice of wingnuttery on cable TV news, lost her primary election Tuesday after her seat was redistricted. We wish her a fond farewell and a well-deserved obscurity.
Michigan’s Favorite Fornicating Former Lawmakers Headed For The Big House, Maybe
After a torrid -- or at least torpid -- affair that led to the stupidest cover-up ever, it looks like the firm hand of Lady Justice is coming for Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat, the outlaw lovers and Christian wingnut...
Ted Cruz Finally Made A Friend In The Senate, Sort Of
We've been having a rollicking good time pointing and laughing at friendless foreigner Ted Cruz, whose guts are hated by every single Republican, especially the U.S. Senate kind, past AND present. Or so we thought.
But check it out! Here is one Republican...
True Americans Suing All Foreign Anchor Babies So They Don’t Steal The Presidency
It's happening! After a solid week of Donald Trump suggesting, with all the subtlety of a hydraulic jackhammer, that it sure would be a shame if someone (anyone, please!) were to sue Canadian-born Ted Cruz, some crazy old coot in...
Teabagger Congressman Furious With Obama For Stealing Jesus From Teabaggers
Remember Dave Brat? He is the teabagger who decided Virginia congressman Eric Cantor was a stinkin' liberal, primaried him from the right, and beat him, thus depriving Cantor of all his future hopes and dreams, and forcing John Boehner to...
No, Mr. Limbaugh, Thanksgiving Is Not A Celebration Of Pilgrims’ Triumph Over Socialism
It's Thanksgiving Day, so as we gather together with (or hide from) our families, however functional or dysfunctional they may be, let us remember the true meaning of any American holiday: It's an opportunity to pound home a political...
Rick Santorum Beated Up Whoopi Goldberg And ISIS, Will Be Toughest President
Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion doctor ex-boyfriend, has sent out a fundraising email. No, we do not know how the Washington...
Meet Kentucky’s New Cock-Fightin’ Teabaggin’ Gov. Matt Bevin!
Kentucky's a hell of a drug. Extra-crispy wingnut Matt Bevin was too crazy even for Republican primary voters to send him to the Senate in place of RINO Majority Leader Mitch McConnell in 2014, so the whole state decided Bevin...
Why Dumbass Republicans Want To Impeach IRS For Doing Nothing Wrong: A Wonksplainer
Remember how we reported that the Department of Justice determined the IRS DID NOT harass teabagging morans, despite the lies of Darrell Issa & Co? We’ve known this has been a non-scandal for YEARS (proof here and here), but...
Congress Gives Paul Ryan Speaker’s Gavel, To Choke On
What a long strange stumble down the stairway to hell for Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan. Sorry, Paul "D, as in Dingleberry Double Douche Didn't Want The Job Anyway" Ryan. The boy wonder policy wonk who crafted a "budget" his beloved...
