This will hurt us more than it will hurt you

Rep. Ted Yoho Awful Sad Obama Keeps Impeaching Himself

I want a Senate seat NOW!!!!

Sore Loserman Chris McDaniel Demands Mississippi GOP Give Him Senate Seat, Because

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Be A Fashion Do With This Sexy Stylish Ayn Randian Teabag-Wear From Sears!

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Mississippi Teabagger Candidate’s Aide Had Excellent Reason For Getting Locked In Courthouse With Ballots, We Bet

mississippi churning

Mississippi Republicans Choose Between Thad Cochran Or The Other A**hole

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‘American Spring’ Coup Huge Success, Obama To Resign Any Minute Now, Probably

the marching morons

Operation American Spring Will Bring 10-30 Million Patriots To DC Friday, If You Include Imaginary Friends

what is 'legal'?

Florida Congressnut Ted Yoho: Let’s Not Rush To Judgment On Constitutionality Of 50-Year-Old Civil Rights Act

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Wisconsin Republicans Will Vote On The State Maybe Seceding, Because They Love America

law and ordure

Arizona Tea Party Lady Shocked By Parallels Between Bundy Ranch, Tiananmen Square

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Kentucky Senate Candidate Matt Bevin Accidentally Thinks Chicken Boxing Is Awesome States’ Rights Issue

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Colorado Town Votes To Not Issue Drone-Hunting Licenses; Freedom May Survive Anyway

happy trails -- no not in *that* sense

Lending Credence To ‘Back On Meds’ Hypothesis, Jan Brewer Announces She Won’t Seek Illegal Reelection

he will drink their blood

Mitch McConnell Will Crush His Tea Party Enemies, Grind Their Bones Into Dust

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Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Grab-Bag Of Grotesqueries

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The Debt Ceiling: Is Michele Bachmann Taking Jan Brewer’s Meds?