tea party nation

TODAY WE ARE ALL BOSTON EXCEPT FOR THESE ASSHOLES  11:46 am April 16, 2013

Apparently There Is No Shortage Of Dicks To Be Eaten, Tea Party Nation Edition

by snipy

Still obsessing about what happened in Boston? Still feeling like you just want to sit home with your family/ friends/ dogs/ cats/ kids/ whatever and tell them all that you love them desperately? Naw. That’s for pussies and liberals. The real action should be dedicated towards writing your bullshit muslins-did-it-because-of-bamz manifesto because only then can [...]

I FOUGHT GODWIN'S LAW AND THE LAW WON  1:45 pm February 13, 2013

Tea Party Nation: Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler. Also: Hitler

by Wonkette Jr.

A guest post from your compatriot Gary Legum. Part of being a world-class news organization/recipe hub/lit blog/mommyblog like Wonket involves subscribing to the email lists of organizations we would otherwise like to pretend are too abominable to exist in a just and rational universe. Which is why emails from Tea Party Nation with subject lines [...]

WORD VOMIT  6:10 pm December 18, 2012

Tea Party Nation Knows What Causes Shootings: Unions, Loud Stereos and Sluts

by Rich Abdill

There was a pretty bad shooting on Friday, and the only thing anybody can talk about is Why It Happened. Logical folk (i.e. us) have been saying it probably had something to do with guns and mental health, but people who don’t want that to be true have been saying there isn’t any evidence for [...]

DUH  2:30 pm July 21, 2012

Tea Party Nation President: Obama Is Obviously A Gay Black Crack Addict

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

What are two things that are exactly the same? Are they “Arab witch-hunts” and “questions about Mitt Romney’s tax returns”? No. Those two things are not the same, as we proved with our persuasive logic yesterday. But here are two things that are exactly the same: “Mitt Romney opening his tax returns” and “Barack Obama [...]

THE IDIOT BRIGADE  4:42 pm October 4, 2011

Tea Party Nation Hilariously Demands Americans Stop Watching Football

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

The illiterate twatmonsters of the Tea Party leadership hereby order Americans everywhere to boycott their sacred Monday Night Football viewing ritual until ESPN un-fires their beloved jizz sock Hank Williams Jr. for calling Obama a Hitler on the teevee. Oh, and scientifically provable idiot Tea Party Nation president Judson Phillips also orders the state of [...]

PAYING YOUR BILLS IS FOR SOCIALISTS  3:32 pm July 20, 2011

Tea Party Nation Sued For Dodging $640,000 Las Vegas Casino Bill

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Would you bet over half a million dollars that a few hundred people would be willing to exchange actual currency for the chance to watch defunct hollering person Sharron Angle share makeup tips at a schmaltzy Las Vegas gambling resort? Are you insane? Would you sign a contract to certify you are that insane? If [...]

IS THIS WHY EVERYONE WAS BEATING UP GLENN BECK?  5:33 pm June 29, 2011

Tea Party Hero Takes ‘Pro-Bullying’ Stance Toward Gay Teens

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

There are only a handful of fairly uncontroversial statements you can make these days, stuff like, “the image of Al Gore making out with someone is gross” and “cancer should have a cure” and “the cruel treatment of children is awful.” Oh wait, except the last one, if you are full of rat testicles like [...]

DEMONGOGUES  10:41 am January 7, 2010

Guess Who’s Headlining The First ‘National Tea Party Convention’?

by Juli Weiner

No one guessed anyone besides Sarah Palin, right?


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