December 10, 2013
tea party nation
Still obsessing about what happened in Boston? Still feeling like you just want to sit home with your family/ friends/ dogs/ cats/ kids/ whatever and tell them all that you love them desperately? Naw. That’s for pussies and liberals. The real action should be dedicated towards writing your bullshit muslins-did-it-because-of-bamz manifesto because only then can [...]
A guest post from your compatriot Gary Legum. Part of being a world-class news organization/recipe hub/lit blog/mommyblog like Wonket involves subscribing to the email lists of organizations we would otherwise like to pretend are too abominable to exist in a just and rational universe. Which is why emails from Tea Party Nation with subject lines [...]
There was a pretty bad shooting on Friday, and the only thing anybody can talk about is Why It Happened. Logical folk (i.e. us) have been saying it probably had something to do with guns and mental health, but people who don’t want that to be true have been saying there isn’t any evidence for [...]
What are two things that are exactly the same? Are they “Arab witch-hunts” and “questions about Mitt Romney’s tax returns”? No. Those two things are not the same, as we proved with our persuasive logic yesterday. But here are two things that are exactly the same: “Mitt Romney opening his tax returns” and “Barack Obama [...]
The illiterate twatmonsters of the Tea Party leadership hereby order Americans everywhere to boycott their sacred Monday Night Football viewing ritual until ESPN un-fires their beloved jizz sock Hank Williams Jr. for calling Obama a Hitler on the teevee. Oh, and scientifically provable idiot Tea Party Nation president Judson Phillips also orders the state of [...]
No one guessed anyone besides Sarah Palin, right?