tea party express

Hello Wonketeers, please enjoy this fun video wherein chairwoman of the Tea Party express Amy Kremer tries to explain why “Obama doesn’t love America the way we do.” Hint: it has something to do with him being “about more a global — having, uh, global, um, oh what’s the word? Being more global, one-world, with […]

Tonight, history will be made. “Join the launch of the historic effort to Defeat Barack Obama with America’s most influential and conservative ‘Joe’s’ at the pre-launch party,” says the invitation. “No,” you’re thinking to yourself. “But — it’s impossible, right? They can’t get all three.” OH, BUT THEY CAN. The Tea Party Express’ Our Country […]

The Tea Party Express crew is NOT PLEASED that the National Tea Party Federation has kicked them out of their coalition for standing by their hero warrior Mark Williams and his “satirical” things about “coloreds.” So a bunch of their ranks piled into their official, fancy eagle-covered blunder-bus and drove up to Alaska to have […]

Earlier this week Mark Williams, “chairman” of the Tea Party Express bus line for Tea Party protest-bound patriots, wrote on his hate blog that Muslims all worship “the terrorists’ monkey god.” But it’s Hindus who worship a monkey god named Lord Hanuman (seen here, wearing Dior Couture), not muslins. After blaming his mistake on the […]

Look at these ten losers — just absolute losers, these people, the Tea Party celebrities — with their cartoon video about going to Harry Reid’s empty bumfuck hometown to make catcalls about his critically injured family or whatever, and maybe have a few brews. And when stunts like this manage to knock the tepid, center-right, […]

Watch this it’s a great video! Bailout Bailout SHA NA NA NA NA, yay! How did we discover this terrible Internet video? The performers here, the Rivoli Revue — “of ‘Press One For English’ fame” — are of course part of a much larger conspiracy to burn America to the ground, later this summer.