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Florida Man To Give Tea Party SOTU Response. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

You know what our very favorite part of SOTU night is? No, not when Obummer crams his hot, thick, black socialism down our nubile, slightly agape throats. Not even when pig farmer Sen. Joni Ernst castrates an Obama doll...

Not At All Racist Tea Party Express Chairwoman Goes on CNN to Explain Why Obama Doesn’t Love America Like ‘We’ Do

Hello Wonketeers, please enjoy this fun video wherein chairwoman of the Tea Party express Amy Kremer tries to explain why “Obama doesn’t love America the way we do.” Hint: it has something to do with him being “about more...

‘An Evening With the Joe’s’: History’s Greatest GOP Meeting of Minds

Tonight, history will be made. "Join the launch of the historic effort to Defeat Barack Obama with America's most influential and conservative 'Joe's' at the pre-launch party," says the invitation. "No," you're thinking to yourself. "But — it's impossible,...

Tea Party Express Brings Celebrities To Alaska Press Conference

The Tea Party Express crew is NOT PLEASED that the National Tea Party Federation has kicked them out of their coalition for standing by their hero warrior Mark Williams and his “satirical” things about “coloreds.” So a bunch of...

Teabagger Apologizes for ‘Monkey God’ Comment, But Not for All His Other Comments

Earlier this week Mark Williams, "chairman" of the Tea Party Express bus line for Tea Party protest-bound patriots, wrote on his hate blog that Muslims all worship "the terrorists' monkey god." But it's Hindus who worship a monkey god...

Dumb Video About Harry Reid Is Dumb; Have A Good Weekend

Look at these ten losers -- just absolute losers, these people, the Tea Party celebrities -- with their cartoon video about going to Harry Reid's empty bumfuck hometown to make catcalls about his critically injured family or whatever, and...

Leftovers From March 2009: Hey, It’s The Bailout Song!

Watch this it's a great video! Bailout Bailout SHA NA NA NA NA, yay! How did we discover this terrible Internet video? The performers here, the Rivoli Revue -- "of 'Press One For English' fame" -- are of course...