tea parties
Just an unbelievable amount of fail today. Pouring rain and NO tea bags to be seen whatsoever, save for this nice lady’s hat, which — to her credit — fairly accurately depicts the sexual act of teabagging. We’ll have many, many more pictures and videos from our terrifying sojourn to Lafayette Park coming up shortly, [...]
‘Tis but one more moon until Tax Party Day, so Hill staffers should expect a veritable Ejaculation of insane teabagging art pamphlet mail today from their proudly Bitter constituents, who have become rather deft practitioners of the Microsoft Publisher application on their Hansen Writing Balls. Thank you to Hill operative “Bilbo” for the above letter.
A Hill staffer informs us that the Congressional Mail Room Security People are starting to go Code Mango on all tea bag anthrax letters, which is a tragedy, because now staffers can’t send us comical photos of the tea bags (unless they’re faxes!) And no more free treats for these poor worker bees! There’s always [...]
