Tag: tea parties

GEICO Voice Dropped After Simply Asking FreedomWorks A Question About Their Retards

We had not heard about this! Has "other we" (Ken Layne) brought it up? Not enough time to look through the archives, COPY-PASTE: "Actor Lance Baxter, otherwise known as 'D.C. Douglas,' currently known as the man who informs you...

JUST A REMINDER FOR THE TAX DAY TEA PARTIERS! Let's drag out the olllllll' "meaningful fact" argument again: "Recent polling shows that most people believe President Obama has either left taxes the same for this past year or actually...

British Tea Party To Launch With Protestations, Crumpets, Wickets, Crickets And Figs!

Good Friday-time, colonies! England, Land of Kings, would like to participate in what shallst now be titled, Thine Gloubal Tea Party Ninny Knickers Movement. The British Tea Party component shallst launch its first Proutestation this Saturday, and shallst be...

Fox News Poll: Yes, We Are Insanely Racist Crazy People

Another lovely Fox News poll. What is this about "fruitless" though? Racism and conspiracy theories have put the Republicans in great shape for 2010. If that's "fruitless," then consider these teabaggers fruity.

Guess Who’s Headlining The First ‘National Tea Party Convention’?

No one guessed anyone besides Sarah Palin, right? This thing is taking place next month in Tennessee and also features Michele Bachmann plus Others. And, uh, it is the "first ever Tea Party Convention," which means nothing. Christian Science...

Will 2010 Be Moist Enough For Jonah Goldberg?

It is now fairly evident that "giving up paint-huffing" was not Erick Erickson's New Year's resolution. The libertarians seized power while you were foolishly slumbering with visions of sugar-plums dancing in your head. And now there is no sugar-plum...

It’s 2010’s Hottest Tea Party Leader, Dale Robertson!

"Dale Robertson, a Tea Party activist who operates TeaParty.org, is getting stung for an old photo — taken at the Feb. 27, 2009 Tea Party in Houston — in which he holds a sign reading 'Congress = Slaveowner, Taxpayer...

Tea Partiers Reconsider Burning Effigies Of House Speaker And Moderate Congressman

The organizers of the upcoming Danville TEAParty in Virginia were surprised that their plan to burn life-size effigies of both the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, and a moderate freshman congressman, Democrat Tom Perriello,...

God Told Joe The Plunger Not To Run For Office

Hmm. So maybe there is one of those "God" things after all? When asked if he'd run for political office, unlicensed handyman and Constitutional originalist Joe Wurzelbacher said, "I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that...

Texas Secession Movement Gaining Momentum, With the Rest of America

Fine, Austin is "okay." And lightly populated West Texas is very nice, what with Big Bend National Park and the Mexican town of El Paso and whatever, as it's really part of the Southwest. But Texas, that dipshit dismal...

Liberal Perverts Know Nothing About American History Unless It Has To Do With Penises

A very smart eunuch has taken to the Internet to demonstrate, with his own two hands, how the various -- well, just "two," because binary thinking has its limits! -- interpretations of tea protests "explain the difference between the...

Texas Should Definitely Secede

We feel somewhat guilty (not really, we are exhausted, jesus...) that we haven't been able to thoroughly comb through the hundreds or thousands of photos you wonderful humans sent your Wonkette today, but this one DEMANDED immediate posting. "Taylor...

Your Wonkette Teabagging Tour, Part II

Before starting out on our latest miserable journey into this muddy Randian hell, may we just NOTE that we have noticed various folks on the Internet writing about how lame and trite certain blogs are for covering the Teabaggers...

Your Wonkette Teabagging Photo Tour, Part I

It is time. You must see what we have seen. There will be more, and they will be worse. This shitty, muddy, 500-person national protest with NO TEABAGS. Prepare to GO GALT. Hey lady, Obama is the *other way.*...

Liberal ‘IRONIC’ Hipster ACORNS Nearly Brawl With Local Oaf

We saw this tuxedoed pig-man belting his terrifying song about money outside the White House without knowing, say, what the hell was wrong with him. And then other non-tuxedoed protesters started yelling in his ear and telling him to...

We’re Back From D.C.’s ‘Flagship’ Tea Party, And… Yeah

Just an unbelievable amount of fail today. Pouring rain and NO tea bags to be seen whatsoever, save for this nice lady's hat, which -- to her credit -- fairly accurately depicts the sexual act of teabagging. We'll have...