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Some racists on the Internet think so, so you know it is true.

Ted Cruz mimics human emotion. It doesn't go well.

Hooray, the president of America, Barack the Great, has made a nominee to replace Dead Antonin Scalia's rotting flesh 'n' bones on the Supreme...

Greetings, Wonkers, it is time for your Wednesday Wonkette Dance Party, where we have the songs and the music and the dancing! And as...

Oh hey, Aaron Schock, long time, no see your perky, adorable Republican buttocks! Gosh, has it been a year since you were the most...

Oh hi, do you know me? I am one of your Wonkettes, and I am the most famous person in the universe. I am...

Millennials, they are THE WORST. They're always like "Mommy, can you write a note to my teacher in medical school to say he's being...

Wonkers, do you remember Christine Weick? She is a nice Christian lady who has this funny habit of losing her mind like a common Starbucks...

Okay, we are going to say DISCLAIMER ALERT and TRIGGER WARNING, because we are about to write about how a thing written by a...

The House Of Representatives is going into recess for two weeks, which means that ethically challenged CongressCheeks Aaron Schock had to do to his...

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE! Aaron Schock, our beloved globetrotting Republican congressdarling from Illinois, the one what's had all the ethics violations doggie-styling him for the...

Hello, it is Thursday, which makes this DAY THREE of me being your official Wonkette president of talking shit about Aaron Schock -- if...

As if our president, the Glorious Moon Sun and All the Stars in the Heavens Barack Obama, has not had enough political turmoil roiling...

Matt Drudge, long known as the man behind the homepage of the Internet for people who still think it's 1998, has recently taken to...

You've heard of Taylor Swift, right? She's that young, pop-country musician who's made, like, 70 gagillion dollars singing simple songs about love and loss...

Let's be honest, women. You have a TON of choices, a veritable smorgasbord, of women writers who will make you feel bad about who...

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