Tag: taylor swift

Maybe Nashville Shooter’s Dad Shouldn’t Have Returned His Guns. It’s A Thought.

It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead.

Ew Gross, That Lady Made Another Song About Rubbing Nakeds With Donald Trump Jr.

What is it like to be a human who thinks of Donald Trump Jr. as The Man Who Got Away? We cannot imagine.

Cambridge Analytica DID NOT Use Ukrainian Prostitutes As Honeyp … Oh, You Mean THEM?

Cambridge Analytica is having a VERY BAD WEEK.

Shit Meets Fan For Cambridge Analytica And Facebook. ‘BOUT GODDAMN TIME.

Meet Christopher Wylie, the whistleblower blowing the whistle on the 'Frankenmonster' he created for Cambridge Analytica!

OH SHIT THERE’S TWO OF EM NOW! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 19, 2017

Trump opens the old Cold War playbook, the NRA caves on background checks (lol right), and Jill Stein has some 'splaining to do. Your morning news brief.

Look What You Made Taylor Swift Do!

Maybe Taylor just needs to shake it off?

CNN’s Chris Cuomo All ‘Morning Joe? More Like Donald Trump’s Morning Hos!’

Oh no, our favorite media personalities are having a big fight!

Oh Great, Taylor Swift Is Literally Hitler Now

Some racists on the Internet think so, so you know it is true.

Ted Cruz’s Stupid Face Punchable Even When He’s Crying

Ted Cruz mimics human emotion. It doesn't go well.

Let’s Meet Obama’s Sexxxy Silver Fox SCOTUS Nominee, Merrick Garland!

Hooray, the president of America, Barack the Great, has made a nominee to replace Dead Antonin Scalia's rotting flesh 'n' bones on the Supreme Court! Don't you want to know everything about him? No? Well SUCKS TO BE YOU...

Looks Like Sony’s Dropping Kesha’s Rapey Producer: Your Wednesday Wonkette Dance Party

Greetings, Wonkers, it is time for your Wednesday Wonkette Dance Party, where we have the songs and the music and the dancing! And as per tradition (which started last week), we like to lead off with a story that's...
Take it off, sweetcheeks.

Nice Porno Company Will Pay Aaron Schock’s Legal Fees, And All He Has To Do Is Guys

Oh hey, Aaron Schock, long time, no see your perky, adorable Republican buttocks! Gosh, has it been a year since you were the most Millennial fashionista in Congress with the most elegant Downton Abbey office ever? It has! And...
Fame and fortune except the fortune part.

Wonkette’s Evan Hurst Is World-Famous In Memphis: A Story By Evan Hurst

Oh hi, do you know me? I am one of your Wonkettes, and I am the most famous person in the universe. I am taking a break from having brunch with Taylor Swift, saying "Oh no she di'int" about...
HISTORY FACT.

Dumb Millennials Don’t Even Believe Jesus Rode Dinosaurs

Millennials, they are THE WORST. They're always like "Mommy, can you write a note to my teacher in medical school to say he's being mean?" and "Hey Taylor Swift, why is this gross old lady Alanis Morissette on stage...

Christian Energy Drink Lady Turns Her Crazy On Demon-Sexer Katy Perry

Wonkers, do you remember Christine Weick? She is a nice Christian lady who has this funny habit of losing her mind like a common Starbucks Red Cup protester at run-of-the-mill things, and she makes videos that go viral, as long...