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Photo by Liz Gorman, mustache by Frederick’s of Hollywood.

Crazed nutjob/American Ambassador to the UN John Bolton is apparently quite a catch. The man’s a bit media shy, seldom available to the press for one-on-one interviews. Unless, of course, you’re a big-breasted woman with a position on Israel somewhere to the right of Meir Kahane — as, conveniently enough, crazed nutjob/blogger Pamela “Atlas” Oshry is, helping her to score (ugh) two exclusive, bubbly interviews (”yeah, baby”?!?) with the man (one of which we’ve previously touched on [ugh again]).

Sadly, if you don’t display a banner on your blog identifying yourself as a “fan of disproportionate response,” you have a slightly harder time of it. Even with boobs! After the jump, learn the tragic tale of rejection by a man who looks like he ought to try to keep his options open.

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