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Supreme Emperor Barack Obama Demands Advance Copies Of ‘Game Of Thrones,’ ‘True Detective’

Oh, those high-living Obamas are up to their early-viewing tyranny again. In 2012 Michelle stoled all the Downton Abbeys, and now Barack Obama has muscled the CEO of HBO into giving him advance copies of the new season of...

Daily Caller To Ashley Judd: We Saw Your Boobs

Daily Caller Entertainment Editor Taylor Bigler, fresh from her previous Pulitizer-nominated work discussing Obama's dick-like signature, attempted to do her part for the Sheldon Adelson Pennysaver's campaign attacking potential Senate candidate Ashley Judd. As Bigler is a serious journalist...

Daily Caller Gets Journalistic Scoop Of The Century: Obama’s Signature Looks Like A Dick!

Sup, Daily Caller? Anything important happening in the world this week? No? That's too bad, but at least it makes room among your pixels for this SHATTERING expose: Barack Obama's signature, if you turn it sideways and then randomly...

Daily Caller On Important Policy Question Of Our Day: Why Is Taylor Swift So Slutty?

You've heard of Taylor Swift, right? She's that young, pop-country musician who's made, like, 70 gagillion dollars singing simple songs about love and loss and the teardrops on her guitar. She's not breaking any new ground musically, sure, but...

Can We Make A Stupider Headline About Kate Middleton’s Pregnancy Than The Daily Caller’s? Let’s Try!

Daily Caller entertainment editor Taylor Bigler, as if that is even a name, is there anything going on in the world today that you might like to weigh in on? Oh, we guess you did right there, up above,...