Tag: taxes

You Can Now Be Too Poor To Die

Adams County Coroner James Keller is holding the remains of the dead, and their death certificates, hostage.
Love is bureaucracy

Trump Working Hard To Fuck Up Everyone’s Taxes At Record Levels

What could possibly go worng?

Shocking: Pervy Congressman Blake Farenthold, Six-Millionaire, Ain’t Wanna Pay His Sex-Harassment Settlement!

Did you think the multiple disgraces and ethics investigations would chasten the Representative from Texas? YOU DON’T KNOW GRIFT.

GOP Gives Coal For Christmas. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 20, 2017

Republican tax fuckery lurches forward, Trump quietly scrapping safety regulations, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief.
And then he'll grow his beard back

Paul Ryan Considering Retiring, Just As Soon As He Makes It Impossible For Anyone Else To

Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!

Good Morning, We’re All Fucked!

The GOP passed an unreadable bill overnight that will screw over pretty much the entire country! Enjoy!

Genius Republican Thinks Waiters Aren’t Worth Wasting Medicine On

If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

Idaho Lunatics Pretty Sure Proposed Community College Will Spread Book-Larnin’, SHARIA LAW

Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'

Twitter Won’t Unmask Rogue ‘Alt-Gov’ Accounts To Help Trump, Is That Even Legal?

Government attempt to unmask Twitter user gets a Fail Whale.

RNC Hails Its New King! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 26, 2016

The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!

It’s Time To Save ‘Libraries’ From The Koch Brothers, All You Four-Eyes Pointy-Headed Smarties!

The Koch Brothers are going after public libraries now, because no one should have nice things they didn't personally buy.

The Mantrumpian Candidate. Your Wonkagenda, Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!

Judge Rules Planned Parenthood May Now Tap Dance On Mississippi’s Face

Mississippi tried to prevent Medicaid funds from going to Planned Parenthood, failed.