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Posts Tagged ‘taxachusetts’

Glamorous Mitt Romney Writes For Glamour

Monday, January 7th, 2008

When it comes to executive fashion and grooming tips, multi-millionaire executives who buy their way into politics have long looked to Republican Mitt Romney. With his perfect George Hamilton suntan and manly CEO hairstyle that really reminds you why John Edwards looks like such a girl, Mitt truly defines the flip-flopping elitist New England style once popularized by John Kerry. And now Mitt’s writing for his favorite magazine, GLAMOUR.

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Ted Kennedy’s Bizarre 1964 Plane Crash Still Haunts Him

Friday, October 12th, 2007

kennedynews.jpgBeloved Taxacusetts senator and last-surviving RFK/JFK brother Ted Kennedy is in the hospital today after doctors fixed a clogged artery in his neck. They successfully removed the Jameson bottle and now he’s “resting.” But what’s interesting is why he went to the doctor in the first place: The neck clog was found during an MRI to check on his wrecked back — Ted Kennedy barely survived a terrible plane crash in 1964, just a few months after John Kennedy’s assassination. MORE »


At Least Mitt Romney Admits His Cabinet Is Gay

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Back when Mitt Romney was the liberal governor of Taxachusetts, he even had a gay dude on his Cabinet! That was the revelation made in Denver on Wednesday, when Mitt answered a question about gay marriage by saying gays can’t get married due to being gay, but that doesn’t mean they can’t serve in his administration!

The guy who asked the question — a gay guy, btw — was not pleased.

I’m just confused how you can say that you’re against discrimination but (your definition of) marriage blatantly discriminates between heterosexuals and homosexuals,” Goodrich said. “And as you pull the gay friend card — the gay Cabinet member card . . .”

Let it be known that there’s a “gay Cabinet member card.”

GOP hopeful Romney faces tough crowd at DU [Rocky Mountain News]