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  posers

Zillionaire Mitt Romney Tells Obama To Stop Acting So Rich All the Time

Ol’ moneybags Mitt Romney is estimated to be worth over $250 million, a rather grotesque embarrassment of riches and presumably the reason why Mittens refuses to release his tax returns, in hope of avoiding a couple of news cycles’ worth of “How many thousands of struggling homeowners could Mitt Romney’s wealth instantly save from foreclosure, right now?” types of stories. Releasing them would also undermine his favorite bizarre rhetorical strategy, trying to speak Poor. He’s unemployed! He’s underpaid! And now, he’s shivering in the gutter: “[Obama is] in Hawaii right now,” he said. “We’re in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America.” What the hell is he talking about? Read more on Zillionaire Mitt Romney Tells Obama To Stop Acting So Rich All the Time…
  oh noes!

Nikki Haley Can Never Get Around To Doing Her Taxes

South Carolina gubernatorial nominee Nikki Haley is best known for being a Republican MINORITY and being accused of having sex with people. But also: “Haley, a fiscal conservative and tea party favorite, cites her experience as an accountant on the campaign trail.” So it is funny that she never does her taxes on time. She and her husband have been fined nearly $4,500 for this over the years, and somehow her 2005 and 2006 returns were filed over 14 months late. Of course, this will only boost her campaign, like those sexy allegations did, because conservative South Carolinians know the IRS is evil, which is as good a reason as any to secede again. Read more on Nikki Haley Can Never Get Around To Doing Her Taxes…
  fancypants mcmoney over here

Barack And Michelle Obama Are Rich As The Dickens

Barack and Michelle Obama have posted their 2009 tax return online, just to brag about how they live at “1600 Pennsylvania Avenue,” where they count their $5,505,409 in adjusted gross income all day long, cackling. Read more on Barack And Michelle Obama Are Rich As The Dickens…
  america's worst non-senator

Harold Ford Junior Will Only Do Candidate Things When He Is A Candidate Again

Harold Ford Junior is being awful again, this time on the website Blogspot.com, a popular day-trading lunch diner. He is upset that Kirsten Gillibrand will not release her tax returns, only because Kirsten Gillibrand demanded he release his tax returns, which are terrifying and not in the State of New York. Harold’s Logic: Maybe if I ever run for office in New York then I will, you evil tobacco lady from Poopland. Read more on Harold Ford Junior Will Only Do Candidate Things When He Is A Candidate Again…
 

Cindy McCain: You’ll Never Get My Money, Losers!

Cindy “Cougar” McCain said on this morning’s Today show that she will “never” release her tax returns, because she is “not the candidate.” No, but she has all of John McCain’s assets (and some more, hummina hummina hummina), and she lets him use her private jet all the time, and she has a very public position, and she steals pills from children which is a felony. [YouTube] Read more on Cindy McCain: You’ll Never Get My Money, Losers!…
 

McCain Releases Dumb Tax Returns, Cindy’s Fortune Kept Secret!

John McCain is now transparent, huzzah! Today he released his 2006-07 tax returns, and the poor Blue Collar couldn’t even top seven figures. He made about $419,000 in 2007, of which approximately $259,000 was taxable (the rest was hidden in Secret Offshore accounts knows as “charity”). Well how Common of him, not makin’ the big bucks like the elitist liberals. But wait, isn’t his trollop wife Cindy a superbillionaire corporate beer heiress? Read more on McCain Releases Dumb Tax Returns, Cindy’s Fortune Kept Secret!…
 

Hillary’s Tax Returns Are Out Somewhere!!!

The Clintons have finally leaked their tax returns to someone, namely Matt Drudge! Or he stole them! This is the biggest news since Vietnam and its war! ARE YOU FREAKING OUT ENOUGH? And here is what else Drudgey has: “2000-2007 Returns, Feds Taxes Paid: $33.7 million, Charity: $10.2 million.” DING DING DING DING DING etc. UPDATE: More details, from the Hillary Clinton campaign themselves, after the jump, DING DING ding ding, ding ding… Read more on Hillary’s Tax Returns Are Out Somewhere!!!…
 

Barack’s Tax Returns Are Online! Hillary’s Are Somewhere Else!

Last night at 11:23, mean Hillary spokesman Phil Singer sent an e-mail to the Internet demanding Obama release his tax returns for back years, which is fair, since Hillary Clinton has yet to release anything about anything. At 11:25, the Obama wiseacres replied that Obama’s 2000-2006 returns are available on his website. You can download a PDF of them, but it is a 65-megabyte file and also SIX YEARS OF PREPPY’S BORING TAX RETURNS. Also, this is an image of an overweight kitty, because why not. [TPM Election Central] Read more on Barack’s Tax Returns Are Online! Hillary’s Are Somewhere Else!…
 

HILLARY TO RELEASE FIRST LADY BUSINESS: Ooh look, Hillary Clinton is taking one small step in the name of Transparency! Tomorrow, the National Archives will finally release her First Lady schedules. Hey, it’s not tax returns, but we don’t want to get all “Ken Starr” and push too hard. [Marc Ambinder] Read more on …
 

News Flash: Dick Cheney Is Still Richer Than You Are

Earlier this afternoon, Dick Cheney and Lynne Cheney released their 2005 federal income tax return. It shows that the Cheneys were entitled to a refund of almost $2 million. So Cheney, who used to run this little mom-and-pop outfit called Halliburton, is still filthy stinking rich. Read more on News Flash: Dick Cheney Is Still Richer Than You Are…