Tag: tax returns

Romney’s Tax Man Cometh

Poor, poor Mitt. He and his dancing horse have been having a tough go of it lately. Turns out he may (or may not!) have lied to the SEC about the good times he had at Bain capital between...

Regular Guy Scott Brown Has Twice As Many Houses As Mitt Romney

Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown is just a regular guy -- a virile human bear rug of a man, ridin' in his pickup and bein' a Joe. He also has six houses, which is so many houses it is almost...

The Obamas Made 800+ Trillion Dollars Last Year (Per Day)

Presidential tax returns for the Obamas and Bidens have been posted online, oh boy. Let's see, did they make above the median income... yes they did, so: BOO! Jerks. Let's steal their nice clothes and give them to kitties....

Romney Will Release His Tax Returns When Obama Stops Being A Russian Iranian North Korean Mole

Hey, remember yesterday, when your Wonkette had that story about poor Mitt Romney boohooing because his $100 million retirement account would be taxed at the same tax rate your sister pays on her unemployment check? Yeah, we do too!...

Oh, Look, Romney Attacked Kennedy’s Blind Trust During 1994 Senate Race

Mitt Romney, who was slightly more humanoid in 1994 than he is today, also thought blind trusts, of which he has one, and which he passionately defended during Thursday night's Jacksonville debate, were terrible, devious things. How exactly did...

Romney Short-Circuits Over Debate’s Tax Return Questions

In Thursday's debate in South Carolina, the one where Gingrich soared, Romney stuttered, Paul sniggered and Santorum ... was also there ... moderator John King prodded the gentlemen with questions on tax returns, a segment that greatly overshadowed any...

Zillionaire Mitt Romney Tells Obama To Stop Acting So Rich All the Time

Ol' moneybags Mitt Romney is estimated to be worth over $250 million, a rather grotesque embarrassment of riches and presumably the reason why Mittens refuses to release his tax returns, in hope of avoiding a couple of news...

Nikki Haley Can Never Get Around To Doing Her Taxes

South Carolina gubernatorial nominee Nikki Haley is best known for being a Republican MINORITY and being accused of having sex with people. But also: "Haley, a fiscal conservative and tea party favorite, cites her experience as an accountant on...

Barack And Michelle Obama Are Rich As The Dickens

Barack and Michelle Obama have posted their 2009 tax return online, just to brag about how they live at "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue," where they count their $5,505,409 in adjusted gross income all day long, cackling. Most of that money...

Harold Ford Junior Will Only Do Candidate Things When He Is A Candidate Again

Harold Ford Junior is being awful again, this time on the website Blogspot.com, a popular day-trading lunch diner. He is upset that Kirsten Gillibrand will not release her tax returns, only because Kirsten Gillibrand demanded he release his tax...