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Even Nixonian Dirty Tricks Jerkface Roger Goddamned Stone Thinks Trump Should Release Taxes

When slime-dripping Nixon pal Roger Stone says you've gone too far, you may have gone too far.

Chris Christie Eated All Donald Trump’s $25 Million In Tax Debt

Donald Trump doesn't use public utilities, so why should he bother paying for them?
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OOPS! Was Melania Trump An Illegal Immigrant? Will Donald Build A Wall Around Her?

You might have thought this week's news had gotten quite stupid enough for everyone, what with the Republican candidate for president at war with the family of a U.S. solider killed in the line of duty, the rebirth of...
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Ex-Trumper Corey Lewandowski Revives Birther Nonsense, As If Week Weren’t Stupid Enough Already

CNN's Corey Lewandowski did a great job of defending his former boss, Donald Trump, from Barack Obama's assessment that Trump is unfit for office. How? By asking where the hell Obama's birth certificate is.
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Democrats Target Donald Trump’s Greatest Weakness: Donald Trump

The Democratic Convention probed for weaknesses in the Republican nominee, and found a target-rich environment.

Guess Who Wants A Peek At Donald Trump’s Tax Returns!

It's time for a 2012 election flashback! Won't that be fun! As if you are not already weary/terrified enough of the current election cycle, but just trust us on this one, OK? OK. Remember when Mitt Romney was running? You remember...
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Jeb Bush Tax Returns Reveal He’s F*cking Rich

There's one thing Jeb Bush learned real good from Mitt Romney, besides how to flip flop around like a dying fish on even the simplest of questions, and that is: don't try to hide how rich you are. You are...

Weekly Standard: Filthy Rich Romney Gave Far More To ‘Charity’ Than Did Merely Wealthy Joe Biden

Hey, everyone, just stop being so mean to Mitt Romney, right now, OK? Jeffrey Anderson of the Weekly Standard has done some math that conclusively proves that Mitt Romney is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being we've...

Mitt Romney Won’t Release Tax Returns Because He Doesn’t Want To Brag About His Charity

Is this the most masterful bit of spin in world history? Does it beat, say, explaining why how you dropped 20 points in three days means your opponent should get out of the race? YES. IT DOES. Here is...

Mitt Romney Went Back And Looked at His Tax Returns For Us!

Finally, a little class in American politics. Instead of merely releasing the past ten years of his income tax returns to the public, Mitt Romney took it upon himself to go back and examine the returns for us. He...

Fred Thompson Explains How Tax Returns Work: Let’s Say There’s a Guy Watching Pornography…

Dadgum bumblebee-belchin' hoopdy bumbler mcdoo Fred Thompson, the former Senator who was convinced to "run for president" in 2008 because he drove a pick-up truck, has finally weighed in on the issue of Mitt Romney's undisclosed tax returns. Writing...

Washington Post Writer Richard Cohen Disappointed In Journalism Practiced By Harry Reid, Washington Post

Richard Cohen is a man who writes for the Washington Post. His job, from his past body of work, seems to be to express concern about things, but mainly things that make no sense to be concerned about. You...

Harry Reid Is Pretty Much A Blogger Now

In a Huffington Post interview, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid revealed that he has approximately the same standard of sourcing as a third-rate political blog.* Reid revealed that he is in possession of unprovable assertions from an unidentified person...

Tea Party Nation President: Obama Is Obviously A Gay Black Crack Addict

What are two things that are exactly the same? Are they "Arab witch-hunts" and "questions about Mitt Romney's tax returns"? No. Those two things are not the same, as we proved with our persuasive logic yesterday. But here are...

Lanny Davis, On The Cutting Edge of Centrist False Equivalency

Here's a fun little Twitter theory from our good friend Lanny Davis, the hot-shot DC lawyer, Democratic party insider, Clinton campaign interference-runner, and lobbyist type to most of the world's worst people. What is he even talking about? Did...

John McCain Rides To Romney’s Rescue: Sarah Palin Was ‘Better Candidate’

Hey Walnuts, would you perhaps like to ride to the rescue of your party's current standardbearer, who is at the moment in a spot of bother, by explaining that it was not his unseemly wealth or that he perhaps...