December 9, 2013
Hey girl. You probably already heard that the GOP blocked the Buffett Rule, the “political” “gimmick” that says millionaires have to pay as much in taxes as Ronald Reagan’s secretary. Everyone knows that making millionaires pay the same rate as losers like you means punishing them for their success. ONLY YOU ARE TO BE PUNISHED, [...]
One-time bestselling author Barack Obama is just a backlist nobody these days, as income from the sales of his fictional biographies has dropped from more than five million a year to less than a million. Sure, that’s more than Joe Biden makes, but Joe Biden just works for his “pauper” government paycheck of $230,700 a [...]
Thanks to Wonkette operative “Jonathan R.” for snapping this dapper slob protesting at the Washington Monument yesterday. What’s his beef? THE GAYS. Why won’t they “debate him” no matter how many times he asks, in public (restrooms), for debating reasons?
Thank you, Wonkette Patriot-Operatives around this great nation, for all the weird pictures you’ve sent to your Wonkette. Here’s a new batch of Liberty, as seen by you, the Libertines.
Now that you have all paid your entire taxes in full (ha ha ha) for the Christian year 2009, you must remember to set aside your tax money for 2010, because otherwise it will go to Hitler and Hirohito! “Now what are you going to do? Spend for the Axis, or saves for Taxes?” Listen [...]
Barack and Michelle Obama have posted their 2009 tax return online, just to brag about how they live at “1600 Pennsylvania Avenue,” where they count their $5,505,409 in adjusted gross income all day long, cackling.
Is this the infamous Poop Man? Or Poop Lady? Eh, no. Just some other guy stone cold talkin’ about Poop, at today’s midday Obamar protest. Thank you to tipster “Matt,” who “wants to die.”
Your Wonkette will be all over town today, taking pictures and carrying signs and just cold goin’ nuts, for Liberty! We also invite you to send whatever crazy pictures, videos, whatever. This is exactly like that day when the British torched the White House, so make sure to Twitter about it, to the Library of [...]
Surprise, the teabaggers don’t know what teabaggers are supposed to believe, either. A new CBS poll proves that the majority of teabaggers have no complaints about the amount of taxes they pay. Which kind of makes sense, considering the low rates they pay and the tax cuts they’ve seen this year. Also, Republicans and Democrats [...]
Production values far exceed the Demon Sheep Level of recent Republican efforts, so we will give this commercial an “A” for effort. Nobama will tax the oxygen you breathe, and the wheelchairs you use to get around the Hometown Buffet. To make President Obama listen to your concerns, just go to … GOP.com? [Rumproast]