Tag: tax cuts

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Mother should I run for president? Good god, no.

Trump Recession Will Be Excellent News For Donald Trump!

Just think of all the Freedom!

How Donald Trump Will Increase Defense Spending: So Much Magic, We’ll Get Sick Of Magic!

Just think of the great deals on military hardware he can negotiate if we buy from Russia!
Boob Says 'Titties'

Donald Trump Gives Boring Wrong Speech On Economy, But At Least Says ‘Titties’

Donald Trump gave another bad teleprompter speech aimed at proving he's not unhinged. Yeah, that should fix everything.
Could you please go be poor somewhere else? KTHXBAI

Make Less Than $9500 Per Year? Oklahoma Will Help You By Axing Your Medicaid

Republicans in Oklahoma's House of Representatives are apparently sick and tired of Florida and Maine being the shittiest to their poor people. So by an overwhelming majority, the Oklahoma House voted last week to kick 111,000 single parents off...

Human Trash Fire Sam Brownback Set To Gut Public Education In Kansas, Hooray

You know, one of the biggest problems with having Sam Brownback as governor of Kansas is that his endless evisceration of government funding means that we have to find newer and better ways to say, "What's the matter with Kansas?"...
Editrix can have Old Handsome Joe Biden, we like Sexy Obama.

How Obama Is Dividing America By Making Things Better: A Wonksplainer

President Obama continues his longstanding tradition of creating jobs to push his partisan agenda of economic recovery, while simultaneously dividing this country by making liars out of Republicans who swear he is ruining America. Candidate Obama promised to bring this country together,...
Can we fix it? No, it's fucked.

Jeb Bush Will Fix All The Things, As Soon As He Figures Out What They Are

It's the beginning of a new week, which means America has a case of the Mondays, and Jeb Bush is brainstorming new ways to be a complete fuck-up. Last time we writed you words about Jeb!, we noted that...
On the right: Favorite. On the left: LOL

Jeb! Bush Would Like Some Disastrous Tax Cuts Named After Him Please

In his continuing effort to prove that he's his own man, Jeb! Bush released his exciting new tax plan Thursday, which sounds an awful lot like his brother's plan, except with added steroids for extra-bigger cuts in taxes on...
Not presidential material. Not Bobby Jindal either.

Bobby Jindal Is The Wingnut Presidential Candidate Nobody’s Been Waiting For

BREAKING NEWS! Gov. Bobby Jindal, who has basically ruined Louisiana, declared his candidacy for president of US America Wednesday afternoon, far too close to the city of New Orleans for anyone who actually loves that city. He had started off...
Giggling about what an asshole he is.

Gov. Sam Brownback Only Raised Taxes On Poors, So It Doesn’t Count, Right?

You know that thing about how Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback is the worst governor in the entire galaxy, and how he bankrupted Kansas with his fucked up tax cuts for the wealthy, but then Kansas voters reelected him because...
Probably not gonna qualify for the tax break

Florida Tax Break For Fancy Yacht People Will Create All The Jobs, You Betcha

The Florida Legislature is doing its part to prove that tax cuts always equal jobs -- like this brand new tax cut package that limits the amount of sales tax on yacht repairs over $1 million. No, that's not...
Funny strange, not funny ha ha

Rand Paul Can Fix Racism With Tax Cuts And More Republicans

Rand Paul continued his mavericky streak of being the only Republican who wants to reach out to black voters -- or at least wave his hand in their general direction -- with a speech Tuesday to Republicans in Baltimore,...
Yes he still blows a lot, always will

Sorry, Kansas, But Gov. Brownback Has To Spend All Your Money Stopping Bortions

Who is absolutely THE WORST Republican governor in U.S. America? Oh all of 'em, Katie? Correct! But Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback is trying super hard to be even more THE WORST than all the others combined. As if it...
If he has to pay more taxes, it won't be so good to be the king anymore :(

You Won’t Believe How Kansas Is Paying For Rich People’s Tax Cuts (Unless You’re Not Dumb)

Kansas is on a roll this month, if by "on a roll," you mean "wow, it seems like they come up with a new way to screw poor people every single day!" What are they doing now? Oh, just...
He has ideas too, you know

Marco Rubio Will Replace Obamacare With Obamacare (And Tax Cuts), Can Be Preznit Nao?

Pity poor Marco Rubio, the other young Republican senator with a fascinating story of his family escaping Cuba -- legally, like good immigrants, not those moocher scumbags who don't fill out all the paperwork -- so their son could...