Tag: tattoos

Here is an important thing about Bill O'Reilly: He is never wrong. Oh, sure, he may get some facts a little bit off, like...

Welcome back to our newish feature, our weekly countdown of U.S. Senate races, yes, even the ones where there's no real contest. But...

Who says conservative media outlets never ask Donald Trump the tough questions? On Fox's The O'Reilly Factor Monday night, host Bill O'Reilly interrupted Donald...

Another week and another chance to celebrate the accomplishments and examine the needless suffering of our favorite Corporate Persons. Thanks for fighting our stupid wars,...

Rachel Dolezal, the head of the Spokane, Washington, chapter of the NAACP, has resigned her post after her parents said late last week that...

Sometimes when we open up the ol' comment queue, that limbo where new would-be Wonketteers must first prove they are neither spam nor complete...

Move over Wonket dreamboat Rosa DeLauro, because we have a new favorite politician who is punk as fuck. No, sillies. NOT that sad Romney...

Dumb California hippies are at it again, trying to nationalize your muneez from your hardworking hands and use it for cosmetic surgery for lowlifes!...

The empty Saturnalia of Christmas has come and gone again, so it's time for pollsters to ask depressed Americans if religion is still important....

Glenn Beck's potluck BBQ/Glenn Beck fan-fest on the National Mall this Saturday is going to be historical and life-changing and the turning point for...

Meghan McCain wants to commemorate her one-week anniversary (NEW RELEASE DATE: AUGUST 31! Update your calendars!) upcoming book release by branding her upper ass-wedge...

Wonkette operative "Kris" wants you to have nightmares forever and ever, until you jump out of your (first floor) window and, uh, sprain your...

The history of American Tattoos: 1) Poor greasers and sailors and bikers and gang-bangers get tattoos. 2) "Edgy" fad spreads to various musical subcultures,...

America's most unemployed blogger, Meghan McCain, has made a pledge to the independent white northern trash of New Hampshire: if her father, the illustrious...

Oh dudes here is a SCURRILOUS RUMOR we just received, possibly from somebody in America's Meth/Tattoo Capital of Wasilla, Alaska. The email is, uh,...

John McCain's people had about 24 hours to get Levi "Fuckin' Redneck" Johnston a haircut, a shave, a tailored Italian wool suit, and some...

Wonkette Bazaar