So it was said, let there be bacon. Lots and lots of bacon. And that if bacon is in all food there will be nothing to worry about because we will all be dead by age 50 anyway. Thus, Founding Farmers was born. Now we can all get fat off free range, organic, hormone-free meats and not have to be sad about Ted and the fact that the country is slowly going under.  Yes, Founding Farmers and its bacon-ness will fix everything. MORE »