Wonkette

If you laughed at Taser Boy saying “Don’t taze me bro,” then you are a fascist and this is now fascism so maybe next time you will give Taser Boy some respect or something. Also, stop laughing, it’s not funny! [CBC]

“This is clearly going to be the high point of this guy’s life. I can’t wait until he’s old, he’s got long hair, a long white beard, probably drooling, and he’ll tell everyone, Remember that day I got Tasered? That was me!” [allDAY]