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Larry Craig’s Lawyers Back In Court, Wasting Everyone’s Time

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Ahh, it’s nice to see America’s Lawyer Class bravely challenging the fascist state’s overreach with a devastating reach-around of its own: “An attorney for U.S. Sen. Larry Craig told a Minnesota appeals court Wednesday that the lawmaker should be able to withdraw his guilty plea to a charge stemming from a gay sex sting arrest because there’s not enough evidence he did anything illegal.” Can you imagine being this attorney for U.S. Sen. Larry Craig? Obviously he knows that his client sucks more cock on any given trip to the airport than a large group of evangelical preachers does on a three-week sojourn to Thailand for “missionary work.” And yet there he is, in court today, trying to overturn a minor GUILTY PLEA for a lame-duck gay clown. [Idaho Statesman]


Larry Craig to Provide Wonkette With Glut of Material Tonight on NBC

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

lauercraig.jpgAs the hype machine from today’s Today snippet continues to roll out, the entire wise-ass world anxiously awaits Matt Lauer’s hour-long interview with Sen. Larry Craig. 8 p.m. Tonight. NBC. Between Lauer and Craig, no 60 minutes of television will have ever aired such repressed homosexuality.

Sen. Craig to break silence on airport arrest [MSNBC]