Tag: tampa

Lindsey Graham Would Like To Feed On White Male Anger

After a convention in which literally every minority in the Republican Party gets to take the stage and chant about the things that "they" (read: the white people watching them) built, it's time to reflect on how awesome it's...

Jan Brewer Loves Barack Obama Sooooo Much, Wants To Vote For Him And Have His Grandbabies

We knew that wagging finger in Bamz's face was just Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's sexxxy way of showing him she could be his naughty schoolmarm. We knew it the whole time, you guys!

The Lying Lies of Paul Ryan, Who Lies

In the hours since his acceptance speech last night, the lies of lying liar Paul Ryan have been well-documented -- but what the hell, let's recap them anyway! THE GM PLANT: "Well, as it turned out, that plant didn't...

It Is Not Very Hard To Get Kicked Out Of A Politico Party Apparently

Tampa, Day Something -- We had just gotten a small glass of Bulleit (the greatest bourbon) from the very sweet twenty-nothing barkeep, when a lady, who just moments before had gotten what looked to be a lovely pinot grigio, walked...

Liveblogging Tampa Wednesday: Rand Paul Ryan Rubio Olympians?

I would like to welcome you all to my first ever Wonkette liveblog of anything ever except for those three years that I was secretly running the entire site but pretending I was white people! ARE YOU READY TO HEAR...

Your Wednesday Tampa Liveblogging Details!

Jesse Taylor will liveblog speeches sometime around 9:00 tonight! See you then!

Arianna Huffington’s ‘Oasis’ Lounge Is the Only Place In All Of Tampa That Will Let Michael Steele In

Did you know that the first black chairman of the RNC was fired on Martin Luther King Day? We are not going to look it up, we are sure this chick Miranda was right about it, she seems like...

A Children’s Treasury Of Pictures From Your Wonkette’s Tampa Rager

So you know that thing you do where you throw a party and even though you had a wonderful time and everyone had a wonderful time you just are like LET ME COUNT UP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DID...

Liveblogging Tampa Tuesday: Ann Romney, Governor Sandwiches, And Other Heroes

Some good news on this, the first real night of the Republican National Convention: The Baltimore Orioles are beating the Chicago White Sox 6-0 in the bottom of the 8th inning, (hopefully) allowing them to maintain the wild card...

Your Wonkette Tuesday Liveblogging & Tampa Party Details

Two Things: Your Wonkette communist overlord Rebecca Schoenkopf will be hosting a Wonkette Party tonight in Tampa, at "six or seven," which is basically right now. Go to this place: MacDinton’s, 405 South Howard Avenue Tampa, Florida 33606 (813)251-8999 2) Your Wonkette blogger Jim Newell...

Donald Trump Yells At Rich Lady Arianna Huffington And Tells GOP To Get Mean

Pus-filled gluteal boil Donald Trump took to the Twittertubes today to comment on the comeliness of sweatshop-celebriporn-blog overseer Arianna Huffington. We thought he liked women with accents? After the whole entire Internet said, "Eew, Donald, SO RUDE!" Trump followed...

One Third of Registered Voters Do Not Know How Horrible Mitt Romney Is

Well look who is the luckiest bastard on earth: apparently one third of Americans do not have an opinion of Mitt Romney for some reason, which CBS has characterized as a “challenge.” Your Wonkette, on the other hand, feels...

Neal Boortz: Public Schools Led To Obama, So Kill Public Schools

Superannuated radio screamy-man Neal Boortz has some amusing observations about how to improve America's political discourse! Speaking to the Isaac-dampened attendees at Tampa's Wingnutpalooza "Unity Rally 2012," Mr. Boortz urged Amercia-loving conservatives to adopt subtle Luntzian adjustments that will...

Big Gubmint’s So-Called ‘Probation’ Keeps James O’Keefe Out of Tampa

What has the mean old federal government done to rising indie filmmaker James O'Keefe now? They won't even let him go to Tampa for a speaking gig. Today he was scheduled to speak and take questions at a luncheon...

Let’s Play ‘Mystery Date’ With The Republicans!

Political Wire asks, we answer! Republican convention planners appear to have a surprise planned for those tuning in Thursday night, the Wall Street Journal reports. "Buried deep in the convention schedule released Monday is a vague reference to a mystery speaker...

Janine Turner Built That: Wingnut Northern Exposure Actress’s Blast From The Past

Everyone knows Republicans hate Hollywood, until they find a Hollywood Actor who doesn't find them to be terrifying pieces of shit. And they have found one such, and she is going to be speaking at them during "We Built...