Tag: tammy duckworth
Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.
Hope the cool kids will let them sit down in the cafeteria. Oh. Some of them ARE the cool kids.
Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
Let's take one last look at some of the top Senate races, for America!
What is it about Tammy Duckworth that makes her opponents so stupid?
The Bundy Bunch gets off, K Street revs up, and a Sportsball update! Here's your morning news brief!
Sen. Mark Kirk says Barack Obama is the 'drug dealer in chief' for releasing frozen Iranian assets. He doesn't do metaphors very good.
Donald Trump was delighted to be given a replica of a Purple Heart medal from a veteran, saying he'd always wanted one. Vets who've received the real thing aren't too amused.
Trigger warning for JESUS IS THIS GUY FUCKING RACIST.
Paul Ryan responded like a dick. Surprise!
Illinois Sen. Mark Kirk has become the first Republican to formally withdraw his earlier statement that he would support Donald Trump. Other rats are still reportedly waiting for reports on the ship's buoyancy.
Well, we guess Ben Shapiro, former lover of all things Breitbart, is one of the Renegade Jewishes now, officially, as he is drenching the front part of his bathing suit region with Embarrassment Stains over Bill Kristol's boy wonder independent...
Welcome to the second installment of our fun new weekly series on the 2016 Senate races. We have about as many weekends between now and November 8 as there are senatorial races, and so we're aiming to hit every...
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! It's time for your weekly top ten list, where we (SPOILER!) count down the top ten stories of the week. And you internets sure did like our post about how Canadian Prime Minister...
Here is a good general rule that has zero exceptions to it. Never mock the military service of Illinois Rep. Tammy Duckworth, the veteran who lost two legs fightin' 'em over there in Iraq so we don't have to...
Congratulations, women of America! You now have the right to be cannon fodder serve your country in combat roles in whatever terrific new war President Trump or Clinton thinks is necessary to protect America's vital national interests! Secretary of...