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Posts Tagged ‘tall tales’

INSECTS SHOULD BE USED FOR GOOD NOT EVIL

Was CIA Fire-Ant Torture Nut Just Telling Lies?

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

The supect *was* interrogated in a mile-deep catacomb...Hmm, here is a possible scoop from your Department of Rumor, Speculation, and Innuendo: a CIA supervisor just back from Baghdad was reportedly hanging out at a bar in Camp Peary, Virginia, where he got super loaded and started talking crazy talk about putting fire ants on some Al Qaeda guy’s head to “break him.” MORE »


DEMOCRATS

Sinbad RIPS Hillary About Bosnia Trip!

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Sintastic!So this one time Hillary Clinton said she went to Bosnia and was almost murdered by snipers in the terrible war zone, and the only people there to protect her were her daughter and Sheryl Crow and a comedian named Sinbad who has spent the last forty years doing standup at large corporate events. But now Sinbad is STRIKING BACK against Hillary Clinton’s horrible lies and exaggerations, and he is doing it for our country (Barack Obama). MORE »