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Barack Obama Refuses To Denounce Or Reject Homicidal Toys

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

A drunken Elmo finds it impossible to curb his dark impulsesYou all knew that Barack Obama was in the pocket of slumlords and hope lobbyists. But did you know he also wants every child in America to have a sociopathic Elmo doll that chants incitements to murder? And that “some have even accused [Obama] of supporting infanticide”? It’s all true! We know it because somebody put it in the comments to a blog post. MORE »