Tag: talking points memo

Here Is Where To Throw All Your Cash Money For #GivingTuesday (OW! OW! STOP IT! DON’T STOP!)

OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.
we don't believe you cuz we the people

Trump’s Wall To Be 10 Feet Taller Because Mexico Hurt His Feelings With Swears

Alack and alas and oh his poor stars and whiskers, Donald Trump is offended because former Mexican El Presidente Vicente Fox said a mean word about him! Listen, Vicente Fox; only one politician gets to say mean words to...
Professional Palin Fighting re-enactors. Do not attempt these manuevers.

Palin Bumfight Update! New Eyewitness: Bristol Totally Punched That Dude In The Face

Additional details keep oozing to the surface about the Great Big Palin Family Brawl of Sept. 6 (aka the Rumble on the Tundra, aka Another Saturday Night With The Wasillabillies). In the newest wrinkle, Roberta Thompson -- wife of...

Hey How Is It Going In Our Quest To Buy An Entire Person? An Update!

Last week or something, we asked you, the faithful Wonkvillein, to help us buy an entire person in the form and shape of Doktor Zoom. And many of you immediately started sending us money -- so much and so...

Bill O’Reilly: GOP Would Have Gotten Away With It Too If It Weren’t For These Hispanic Moochers Who Want Handouts

Would you like Bill O'Reilly's advice on what the Republican party could have done differently to avoid losing the Presidency and their chances of a GOP Senate? Of course you would, and here it is! First off, says Bill...

Left-Wing Liberal Blogs To Destroy Sanctity Of White House Pool Reports

The most challenging investigative task a prominent Washington journalist could ever face in his or her career is to cover the White House Pool Report beat, where our greatest reporters take turns following the President during off-hours -- just...

THE SAD ROMANTICAL BALLAD OF MARK SANFORD: "Of course, when you're a middle-aged man facing the collapse of your life's work and abandoning hope of being with the woman you call your ' soul mate' rational decision making or...

WAR ON LIBTARDS: Good jesus, is this what goes on with the comments, on the liberal blogs? Must we TAKE BACK our 2nd Place Endorsement of Talking Points Memo? Looks like it! Okay, return to "crush them all." ...

SEND ALL YOUR ALL-CAPS RESUMES TO JOSH MARSHALL! While every single media company prepares to go bankrupt and fire our comrades -- RIP Radar! -- the serious journalistic Talking Points Memo websites are hiring a couple of muckrakers.