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Mitt Romney Back In Private Equity, Everybody Hide Your Pensions

We have been so very concerned for our dear friend Willard, who has lost too many elections now to be able to keep trying not to lose them. Where would he go? What would he do? A man's gotta...

Tagg Romney Now To Maybe Run For Ann Romney’s Senate Seat: Full Eyes Clear Hearts Can’t Lose

See that man? Of course you see that man, every night in your nightmares, where he lives. WELL THAT MAN IS NOT TAGG ROMNEY. It is his brother, Snurr. But since it was our runner-up Gif Of The Year...

Mitt Romney Didn’t Want To Be President Anyway, You Jerks

Whatever, being president is dumb. Who would want that anyway? I'm glad I didn't get to be president. I'm going home. And give me my basketball back! These are the thoughts of one Willard Romney, per his son of equally...

Looks Like Tagg Romney Has Already Leaked Next Week’s ‘Election’ ‘Results’

It is time, once again, to PANIC! As you can see above, Unskewed Polls has released a new chart that at first blush doesn't seem to have any basis in reality. So why would they post such a hilarious...

Tagg Romney To Be Our New George W. Bush

Do you ever wish you could see into the future? Well thanks to today's Politico story on how the Romney family has finally wrested control of Miffed's campaign from the seriously incompetent Stuart Stevenses et alia, we now know...

Tagg Romney Simply Does Not Care For ‘Mad Men’ Trash-Talking His Dead Grandpa

Fifty-First President of the United States Tagg Romney is hopping mad at the liberal media! This is what he perceives the hit AMC period piece Mad Man to be. On last night's episode -- THIS IS NOT A PLOT...

Tagg Romney Reveals Unassailable Proof of His Dad’s Coolness

This is totally what you were expecting, wasn't it?

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