tagg romney

FINALLY FOUND A JOB CREATOR 12:15 pm March 7, 2013

Mitt Romney Back In Private Equity, Everybody Hide Your Pensions

We have been so very concerned for our dear friend Willard, who has lost too many elections now to be able to keep trying not to lose them. Where would he go? What would he do? A man’s gotta eat, and when you can only scrape together $13.7 million a year by continuing to exist, [...]

THIS IS NOT TAGG ROMNEY 3:05 pm February 4, 2013

Tagg Romney Now To Maybe Run For Ann Romney’s Senate Seat: Full Eyes Clear Hearts Can’t Lose

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

See that man? Of course you see that man, every night in your nightmares, where he lives. WELL THAT MAN IS NOT TAGG ROMNEY. It is his brother, Snurr. But since it was our runner-up Gif Of The Year (That We Stole From Buzzfeed), it will illustrate all Tagg Romney posts, because fuck it. So [...]

TWO-TIME LOSER SAYS WHAT? 12:00 pm December 24, 2012

Mitt Romney Didn’t Want To Be President Anyway, You Jerks

by Rich Abdill

Whatever, being president is dumb. Who would want that anyway? I’m glad I didn’t get to be president. I’m going home. And give me my basketball back! These are the thoughts of one Willard Romney, per his son of equally silly name, Taggert, who told the Boston Globe that, like, whatever man, Dad didn’t even [...]

OPEN THE POD BAY DOOR HAL 1:47 pm November 1, 2012

Looks Like Tagg Romney Has Already Leaked Next Week’s ‘Election’ ‘Results’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

It is time, once again, to PANIC! As you can see above, Unskewed Polls has released a new chart that at first blush doesn’t seem to have any basis in reality. So why would they post such a hilarious result? Well, you have not been keeping up with Your Wonkette. Let’s rectify that now! It [...]

THE ENFORCERER 12:30 pm October 9, 2012

Tagg Romney To Be Our New George W. Bush

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Do you ever wish you could see into the future? Well thanks to today’s Politico story on how the Romney family has finally wrested control of Miffed’s campaign from the seriously incompetent Stuart Stevenses et alia, we now know that Tagg Romney has taken on the role of enforcer in his dad’s campaign. This makes [...]

HOW DARE THEY 11:34 am April 2, 2012

Tagg Romney Simply Does Not Care For ‘Mad Men’ Trash-Talking His Dead Grandpa

by Jim Newell

Fifty-First President of the United States Tagg Romney is hopping mad at the liberal media! This is what he perceives the hit AMC period piece Mad Man to be. On last night’s episode — THIS IS NOT A PLOT SPOILER, JUST A CUTESY ASIDE — Betty’s Republican operative husband, working for then-New York Mayor John [...]

IN OTHER NEWS GRAVITY IS NOW FAKE 5:45 pm March 2, 2012