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Admit it: You see your president on the teevee, and you want to hit something — him, actually. You would like to hit him with a frying pan, perhaps, or a comical ACME anvil. Now, imagine having to share a house with George.

According to journalistic newspaper sources, George’s long-suffering wife Laura is basically beating the hell out of him all the time, and his face just a big scratched-up bruise. No wonder he ran off to Israel or Kuwait or wherever!

First Lady Laura’s Bloody Fight With Boozing Bush [GLOBE/Eschaton]

No, this is not a metaphorical reference to Sen. George Allen: MORE »

The L.A. Times reports that American Media Inc., the National Enquirer’s parent company may have purchased the silence of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s bubbly named alleged extramarital paramour Gigi Goyette. The Times reports that AMI paid Goyette a $20,000 as an advance for an alleged bodybuilding memoir that never saw the light of day. Yet the most chilling detail in the Times’s blockbuster report is this, courtesy of Lawrence Leamer’s recently published Schwarzenegger bio: MORE »