The mass exodus of interns from DC is right around the corner, and it’s often preceded by the obligatory visit from mommy and daddy. Considering that these interns have provided us with numerous entertaining moments this summer, and organized the hell out of file cabinets, and did such an amazing job stapling, we figured we could do at least one nice thing for them before they leave. MORE »

* Sandra Day O’Connor & Scooter Libby spotted at Tabbard Inn. [Prince pf Petworth]
* A new zone map even your parents will understand. [The Land of JD]
* Metro escalators “broken” because you’re a little too “fat” for Mayor Fenty. [Good at Drinking, Bad at Life]
* Neighborhood booty-call MeetUp Groups. [Petworth News]
* Gawker? I don’t even know her. [Panda Head]
* Roosh makes women, Verizon do what he says, bitch. [Roosh V]