Per our request yesterday, the political operators behind the Macaca CafePress store have indeed improved their offerings — though we’re reposting this one primarily to highlight the unintinentional editorializing by CafePress itself here. MORE »

Now, finally, the George Allen “Whoops I accidentally made up an ethnic slur” memorial t-shirts appear. We appreciate the effort, but surely someone can whip up something better than this. MORE »

• Tweenagers steal stuff from Old Man Cheney. [AP via DMR]
• If you’re going to run as a write-in candidate, your name had better be easy to spell. [PinkDome]
• Whosoever yearns after the highest office in the land must first endure … pork chop on a stick! [AP via LAT]
• Bloggers selling out: A good idea? Maybe not. [SF Chronicle]
• If only he’d had access to a long extension chord and a time machine. [norvig.com]
• The world’s most patriotic t-shirt, and its crazy owner. [St.PT]

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While we wait for more indictments, more selective leaking, more baseless speculation, it’s time to ask the important question: whose side are you on? Pick wisely — it could decide your next job!

Buy one for the Gang of 500 member on your list. MORE »

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Ask a Hill Staffer

Our anonymous Hill Staffer works hard, play hard, and answers your questions with the absolute minimum effort required.

Today, in between backrubs for John Conyers and stalking the mysterious new Representative Paula Vaughn, he tells ya’ all about finding a job, eating lunch, and how to dress to impress. Keep those questions coming, people — he almost had to do real work today.

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Cindy Sheehan pops it like its hot MORE »

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Looking for something to get your very special source? May we suggest this new t-shirt from the Gawker Christmas catalogue: