Tag: t-shirts

Whiny Republicans And Creeper Fundamentalists. Which Are Ickier? Your Weekly Top Ten

Well hello there, Wonkers. It's Sunday afternoon, time for your weekly top ten list, and it is also NOVEMBER OH MY HOW TIME FLIES! This also means yesterday was Halloween! You might have already seen Official Wonkette Babby, pictured...
The Iceback infiltration is even worse than we feared!

James O’Keefe Blows Lid Off Hillary Clinton’s Vast ‘T-Shirts For Canadians’ Swindle

Following last week's stunning news that Clinton campaign staffers are eager to register voters who are leaning toward Hillary, legendary undercover sting-thing James O'Keefe warned that he had still more evidence of shocking malfeasance in the Hillary Clinton campaign....

Time To Vote In The Wonkette Primary! (A Primary For Libtards)

Wonkers, the time has come to make a stand: Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Old Handsome Joe Biden, or the other ones. (Who?) (If you love Martin O'Malley, guess you'll have to earmark a Jackson. If you want to vote...
She is such an impressive baby!

Gay Marriage, Confederate Flags, And Bristol Palin’s Immaculate Conception! Your Weekly Top Ten.

Hello, Wonkers, what a week we had! The Confederate flag died a timely death, Obamacare was saved AGAIN, and we now have the mandatory gay marriage the country has been craving for so long. Have you found your gay...

A Children’s Treasury Of Free Stuff For Douches At CPAC

CPAC offers conservative organizations a three-day window in which to reach the most receptive possible audience. How to make an impression when there are so many competing messages? Be armed with compelling information and persuasive arguments? Sure, that might work! Just...

Nice Utah Lady Thinks Of The Children

A nice lady in Orem, Utah, was very upset about some t-shirts in the window of a PacSun store in a mall, because just look at those mostly naked women there! Judy Cox and her 18-year-old son (who you...

Today’s War On Christmas Casualties: Lights In Orange County, T-Shirts What Are All Sold

Rally the troops and calibrate your reindeer-seeking missiles -- War On Christmas 2013 is well under way. First up, we have this panicked report from Todd "The Feds will outlaw the Bible as Hate Speech" Starnes, who wants us...

All Your Christmas Shopping In One Place, Unless You Have To Buy Stuff For Your Stupid Kids

You will have to go elsewhere for your creepy Elmo dolls (in fact, you probably want to just click that Amazon box in the righthand sidebar so that when Amazon forces your local mom and pop store out of...

An Open Letter To Donald Trump Re: Buy Everything Day At WonketteBazaar.com

Dear Muskrat-Headed Ego-Beast From Hell Mr. Trump, We see that Barry Bamz has not taken you up on your generous offer, and that despite your seditious patriotic efforts to spark a pro-liberty uprising, every indication is that That One...

Who Will Be President Of T-Shirts? (Hint: It Is Ron Paul)

Quick, let’s brainstorm about the dumbest, most irrelevant data point with which we could attempt to analyze this presidential election! And while you’re shouting answers at your computer machines, know that nothing you suggest could be as colossally moronic as...

Delightful New Herman Cain T-Shirt Proves He Has What It Takes To Be President

A frightened Wonkette operative sends this picture. Wha-a-a-a-t is this supposed to mean, exactly? We are just going to post it and go away and never think about it again -- not the shirt, not the person wearing it,...

Americans Don’t Even Want to Make Newt Gingrich’s T-Shirts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agSl-ZQq0_4 It is almost sad, that's how easy it is to make a joke out of doughy marshmallow Newt Gingrich these days. But Newt Gingrich is determined to make the unintentional comedy scale tip in his favor, for Victory 2012!...

WonketteMart’s Very Last Shirts Now Just $5.93 Each!

THANK YOU, Wonkette friends and operatives, for your kind support of the WonketteMart T-Shirt Emporium. Not only did you sexy peoples buy out our entire first run of Wonkette shirts, but you've nearly run off with the last of...

ALL SHIRTS MUST GO! WonketteMart Sexytime Close-Out Sale! Everything $8.99

We are closing the WonketteMart store, and closing out all the wonderful T-Shirts. WHY PAY $18.99 when you can pay only EIGHT-ninety-nine? Everything must go! Order now! WonketteMart is shutting down! Blame Obama! Blame the Snow! (We will be back...

Hey People, All the Wonkette Shirts Are Back In Stock

Sorry we ran out! You guys bought them all, is what happened. But we've got fresh new stacks of ALL FOUR (4) DESIGNS for Ladies & Gentlemens: Don't Teabag On Me, Palin Apocalypse, Tea Party Time and Walnuts Forever!...

Teabaggers Not Allowed To Wear Ratty Teabagger T-Shirts In Obama’s USA

"Back in May, Diane Wickberg, a grandmother from Flagstaff, Ariz., slipped into the same outfit she wears every Tuesday — a white T-shirt bearing photos of the American flag and the U.S. Constitution, along with the words: 'Flagstaff Tea...