Tag: syria

Save Us, John McCain, You’re Our Only Hope! (Wait, Did We Just Say That?)

John McCain is none too pleased with Donald Trump's stated desire to cuddle with Vladimir Putin.

Time To Watch Trump And Hillz Fight Each Other TO THE DEATH! Your Final Debate Preview

Our long national nightmare is almost over!
Needs more eye shadow, I know.

Donald Trump Wants Mean Girls Clinton And Obama To Leave That Nice Putin Alone

Also, nobody in Russia is complaining about Trump groping women. Yet.

Martha Raddatz Yanks Talking Stick From Hillary To ‘Splain Donald Trump What ‘War’ Is

Martha Raddatz was a Very Good Moderator!

Gary Johnson Knows Learning Things Is A Gateway Drug To Knowing Things

This idiot does not give stoners a good name.
This is of course ridiculous. Fluttershy wouldn't even make it to the stage.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 4, 2016

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Portrait of volunteer Karen Green by 12-year-old refugee kid. Note: glittery stars could be used as shrapnel in a bomb.

Dumb Americans Forget To Be Afraid Of Syrian Refugees, What A Bunch Of Dummies!

A few reminders that real Americans aren't as dumb as Donald Trump wants them to be.
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Wonkagenda: September 21, 2016

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Also, there are some kickass coupons for Sofas & Quills

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 20, 2016

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It's been a while since we've used this!

Donald Trump 90% Wrong At Commander-In-Chief Forum, Exceeds Expectations

Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 19, 2016

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Ajamu Baraka and Jill Stein

Jill Stein Didn’t Want You Dumb Old Bernie Voters Anyway

Bernie-or-Bust hardliners may find themselves getting a cool reception from the Jill Stein campaign, since Stein's VP pick considers Bernie just another war-criming imperialist.
Go see it, it's good!

U.S., Russia Engage In Cold War Cosplay, Tears For Fears Reunion Next

Unlike many fanbois of a certain age, we are not opposed to Hollywood show biz remaking stuff we liked from back when we had a narrow waist and somewhat more/better hair. Lady Ghostbusters, sure! An actual transsexual Dr. Frank-N-Furter, why not? But certain...
What gives? Not one of these people is a pony.

Deleted Comments: Why Is Hillary Clinton Cutting Off Donald Trump’s Head With Renaissance Art?

A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.

Barack Obama’s Excellent South Asian Vacation!

Barack Obama is wrapping up his gnarly Vietnamese vacation. Wish we were there!