Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.
AMERICA IS SO GREAT AGAIN NOW, PROBABLY.
Trump and Macron are being really weird, Michael Cohen is SO lonely, and Dr. Ronny Jackson is in DEEP SHIT. Your morning news brief.
Larry Kudlow is VERY SORRY for saying Nikki Haley is a silly dumb lady who gets confused all the time.
We are supposed to believe Nikki Haley was BEIN' A BIG IDIOT when she said we were going to sanction the shit out of Russia some more.
James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.
Congressional Democrats are pissed he did it without approval from Congress.
Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.
Trump's firing Mueller (or Rosenstein), Zuckerberg did his best Data impression, and watch out Syria, Trump gonna wag your dog. Your morning news brief!
By the end of the day, Trump will be calling Robert Mueller a Syrian agent.
WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!
John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.
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Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.