Tag: syria

Michael Cohen’s Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.

How Stupid Was Trump’s Iran Announcement, On A Scale Of One To ‘Donald Fucking Trump’?

AMERICA IS SO GREAT AGAIN NOW, PROBABLY.

Trump And Macron: L’AMOUR! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 25, 2018

Trump and Macron are being really weird, Michael Cohen is SO lonely, and Dr. Ronny Jackson is in DEEP SHIT. Your morning news brief.

Nikki Haley Was Through With Your Shit Five Minutes Ago

Larry Kudlow is VERY SORRY for saying Nikki Haley is a silly dumb lady who gets confused all the time.

Trump White House Gotta Throw Nikki Haley Under This Bus Real Fast, BRB

We are supposed to believe Nikki Haley was BEIN' A BIG IDIOT when she said we were going to sanction the shit out of Russia some more.

Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.

Trump Bombs Syria, Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ Like A Common Dubya

Congressional Democrats are pissed he did it without approval from Congress.

Bannon’s Back! Back Again! Bannon’s Back! Tell A Friend! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 12, 2018

Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.
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Fuck You Guys, Paul Ryan’s Out Of Here! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 11, 2018

Trump's firing Mueller (or Rosenstein), Zuckerberg did his best Data impression, and watch out Syria, Trump gonna wag your dog. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump: THE FBI TOOK MY STRAWBERRIES

By the end of the day, Trump will be calling Robert Mueller a Syrian agent.

Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!

Bolton’s Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.
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Trump Sure Pulling Out Will Work This Time. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 5, 2018

Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.