This is the leader of the world's sole superpower, everyone. TAKE A BOW.
Is there a foreign dictator Trump DOESN'T love?
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
In case you were wondering, yes, the president is A IDIOT.
He's very upset liberals don't see Trump as presidential, now that he bombs things.
Yay The Trump Russia Scandal Is BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! Today: Carter Page, FISA Warrants, And Martin Luther King
Oh look, the shoes are still dropping in the Trump Russia scandal!
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!
Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!
Wonkette Conspiracy Corner!
Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!
Airstrikes on Syria? What could possibly go wrong?
Trump plays with his missile, conspiracy cooks are going bonkers, and Russia is mad Trump lied...to THEM! Your morning news brief!
Oh my god, White House, GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER.
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!