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Tag: syria

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

Horse Porn-Loving Trump Racist Sorry You Got Offended By His Racism Again

Carl Paladino only said those things because he was upset about Aleppo. Naturally.

Kellyanne Conway Explains Trump’s Nuclear Expansion Plan: Drown Our Enemies In Word Salad

Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

Nice Time: Tucson Can’t Get Enough Of Syrian Refugees’ Baked Sweets, Because Yum!

Delicious sweet baked goods: an international language.
Looks more like Dr Evil every year.

Colorado Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Gay People Are Throwing Christians Off Roofs (IT’S A METAPHOR)

Some people should not be trusted with figures of speech, lest they hurt themselves.

Obama Refuses To Publicly Kick Russian And FBI Ass In End-Of-Year Press Conference

He's so classy all the time, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO CLASSY ALL THE TIME?

Syrians Are Just Dying To Tell You Something! Wonkagenda for Wednesday, December 14, 2016

How Russia stole all our magic Internet points, A New DNC Challenger Appears, and why Tom Delay thinks Obama is racist. Your Daily News Brief!

Save Us, John McCain, You’re Our Only Hope! (Wait, Did We Just Say That?)

John McCain is none too pleased with Donald Trump's stated desire to cuddle with Vladimir Putin.

Time To Watch Trump And Hillz Fight Each Other TO THE DEATH! Your Final Debate Preview

Our long national nightmare is almost over!
Needs more eye shadow, I know.

Donald Trump Wants Mean Girls Clinton And Obama To Leave That Nice Putin Alone

Also, nobody in Russia is complaining about Trump groping women. Yet.

Martha Raddatz Yanks Talking Stick From Hillary To ‘Splain Donald Trump What ‘War’ Is

Martha Raddatz was a Very Good Moderator!

Gary Johnson Knows Learning Things Is A Gateway Drug To Knowing Things

This idiot does not give stoners a good name.
This is of course ridiculous. Fluttershy wouldn't even make it to the stage.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 4, 2016

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Portrait of volunteer Karen Green by 12-year-old refugee kid. Note: glittery stars could be used as shrapnel in a bomb.

Dumb Americans Forget To Be Afraid Of Syrian Refugees, What A Bunch Of Dummies!

A few reminders that real Americans aren't as dumb as Donald Trump wants them to be.
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Wonkagenda: September 21, 2016

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