Tag: symbolic gestures

Today In Dumbduckery: Alabama Legislator Introduces ‘We Heart Phil Robertson’ Resolution; Camo-Wearing Fans To Eat Chicken Sammiches

The Duck Dynasty Crisis continues apace, and so we bring you a couple of updates (we could go to an all-Duck Dynasty format if we wanted to, but we respect you too much for that). First off, in the...

Barack Obama Signs Up For Obamacare, Arrogantly No Doubt

Barack Obama signed up for a purely-for-the-symbolism health insurance policy under the Affordable Care Act, earning some tut-tutting from the Blaze:"Look Who’s Reportedly Signing up for Obamacare on the Last Day Possible." (The Blaze later added an update that...

Queen of Italy Michelle Obama Will Receive Free Olive Oil Forever

So we all know by now that our First Lady Michelle Obama hates Oprah and taunted her with pie, or whatever, who cares. Our FLOTUS really has no time for ridiculous accusations, because in case you haven't noticed,...

Michele Bachmann Somehow Unaware She Is Not Michelle Obama

At this point in the week, maybe you have stopped having panic dreams about Michelle Obama dougie-ing into your kitchen to kidnap your pecan pie. She has certainly moved on from our National Day of Obesity and Forgotten Genocide,...