Happy No News Day!
Monday, July 3rd, 2006
July 3, 2006: Top Stories:
- North Korea: Still have nuclear weapons, still want to bomb the shit out of us.
- Al-Zarqawi: Still dead, still causing trouble.
- Sy Hersh: Still concerned about how we want to bomb the shit out of Iran.
- Space program: Still pointless, dangerous joke.
July 3, 2006: Top Stories:
- North Korea: Still have nuclear weapons, still want to bomb the shit out of us.
- Al-Zarqawi: Still dead, still causing trouble.
- Sy Hersh: Still concerned about how we want to bomb the shit out of Iran.
- Space program: Still pointless, dangerous joke.
The intelligence community: Not interested in calls you make to 