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Sexxxy Richard Branson Says UN Should Drop Drug Policy Of ‘Keep Hitting Yourself’

Richard Branson, famous rich person and repository of some of the world's remaining sexxxiness reserves since the passing of Prince (PBUH), is so MAD, you guys, about the latest United Nations Drug Policy Agreement that just came out. Branson, the billionaire...

Breitbart Unafraid To Ask: Why Is Oprah Winfrey Such A Racist Liar?

Did you know Oprah Winfrey "jumped into" the George Zimmerman trial, and she also has a movie coming out, and these two facts bond and twist together into a double helix of bad intent to make her the Greatest...

Swiss Communists Will Be Next To Kill Whitey, By Capping Executive Pay

For a long time now, we have been hearing that Obama is a European-style Socialist. For example: "There is a strong and legitimate interest in whether or not Obama is a Socialist," says this one dummy from Forbes. "Obama...

In Case It Wasn’t Clear, Michele Bachmann’s Dual Citizenship Is The Left’s Fault

Yesterday we learned that Michele Bachmann is a spy for the Swiss government, intent on bringing down the United States of America from within. "Go for it," we say. But on the Right, this is a cause for great...

Michele Bachmann Declares Allegiance to Socialist-Run Switzerland

Who was so excited to learn that Michele Bachmann is now the proud owner of a Swiss passport? The seven thousand belligerent tipsters who wrote in DEMANDING IN THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF HORRIFIED OUTRAGE FROM...

Remorseless War Criminal George W. Bush Doesn’t Feel ‘Safe’ In Switzerland

In America, George W. Bush is best known for his 9/11 cowboy bravery. But everywhere else (including outer space), George W. Bush is "a brain-dead alcoholic who loves torture and death, just like Satan." In communist Switzerland and other...

Confused (?) People (?) Hit Chilean, Swiss Embassies With Parcel Bombs

A package bomb exploded at the Chilean embassy and at the Swiss embassy in Rome today, injuring the one person (intern? professional Santa?) who opened them at each location, but not killing him(s) or her(s). On its surface, this...

Land Of Chocolate And Clocks To Accept Single Guantanamo Prisoner

Everyone knows that the one upside of being trapped in the Guantanamo Bay detention center is the likelihood that someday you'll be allowed to relocate to a tropical island paradise such as Palau or the Bahamas, where you can...

Switzerland Is Feeling Just “Ehh” About Its Neutrality Lately, You Know?

In March, Obama will be sending 13,000 more mostly non-combat troops—in addition to the original plan of 21,000 combat troops—to Afghanistan. This is the stuff of surges, people! Big changes afoot at your local mall, as Disney will be...

Meet the Anti-Condi!

World War III!