Tag: swing states

Looks Like Donald Trump’s Campaign Daddy Might Be Dirty Voter Frauding Bad Guy

Domestic violence allegations, being the horrible man who ran Breitbart, and now this?

Film Sent To Over A Million Voters Explores Pressing Policy Question Of Whether Obama’s Mom Was A Slut

Good news everyone! The Right has come to its senses and realized the most pressing question about Obama is not “where is the birth certificate?” (DUH) it's actually “was Obama’s father the left wing poet and activist Frank Marshall...

Skipping Democratic National Conventions: It’s All The Rage In Washington!

Who's not going to the Democratic National Convention now? Why it's Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill, because she is going to lose her re-election bid. Her excuse: She wants to spend more time talking to voters! "Generally speaking, Claire has...

Here’s Your ‘Sunday Electoral Map Analysis,’ Lozers!

My stars, what a fun Wonkette Weekend we are having! We decided to start posting everyday through the election after you people kept e-mailing us about how we are lazy. Well fine, you've got your weekend "phunnies," lunatics, and...

Obama Winning In Pennsylvania, Ohio … Florida?

Ho ho, here's more of those "encouraging polls" you people love so much: Barack Obama is leading in a trio of states often seen as pretty important to these presidential elections. In the bitter land of Pennsylvania, Hopey leads...

Ralph Nader Still Trailing In Battleground States

Here are some important new Battleground polls that you should take with a grain of salt, because they have not factored in Ron Paul's 1/3-endorsement of Ralph Nader today. Otherwise, these are pretty good signs for Obama -- after...

Pathetic, Failed Presidential Candidate Barack Obama To Win Presidential Election

Even though the Internet has already concluded that Barack Obama lost the election after some unknown wingnut vice president lady gave one surly speech last week, we couldn't help but check out the electoral map anyway, just for kicks....

Barack Obama Wants $115.62 For Coffee And A Sandwich

This is totally not change we can believe in! Some poor reporter in Indiana followed Barack Obama around all day on a bus and the Obama campaign billed his employer OVER FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS for that wonderful privilege. Some...