Tag: swine flu

Free citizens of America! Is globalism grinding you down and burying you in Ameros? Are Obama's secret police camped out in your driveway, waiting...

Meet Harry Reid & the Senate's Health Care Bill: $849 billion, 2,074 pages, no insurance for abortions or illegal immigrants, other characteristics, etc. Despite...

Yeah yeah alright, the mighty elephant "ballot boxed" (pun!) the snot out of the scrawny little donkey. But check out the guns on that...

Erick Erickson insists upon a Great Purge to keep the GOP pure. Erick, you sick sick Stalinist bastard! Sarah Palin is "ready" to...

Earlier today your Wonkette wrote, "Well, whichever members of Congress get sick first, we’ll know they’ve been schtupping the pages," because all of the...

C'MON PAGES, GET THE REST OF CONGRESS SICK: "Ten House pages were treated over the weekend for 'flu-like symptoms' in a potential outbreak of...

After being prodded by basically everyone on Earth, soon-to-be-former President of Afghanistan Hamid Karzai is ready to admit that he did not actually win...

Bank of America lost $1 billion—and your Wonkette editor's debit card!!—in the third quarter. Do not read this, keep thy heart pure: Boy in...

Things have gotten too comfortable between America and America's husband, sensitive-seeming ginger Chuck Todd. He does not even cover his nose when he sneezes...

Al-Qaeda is celebrating the eight year anniversary of 9/11 by being impotent, broke, and mired in petty bureaucratic struggles. Democrats don't want to send...

Martin Peretz of The New Republic has an extremely developed, terminal case of xenophobic crotch rot. Senator Grassley is only interested in the perfect...

Considering the way DC interns and pages spend literally every waking hour exchanging bodily fluids and poop with each other and their middle-aged closeted...

THAT'S ALL, FOLKS: It's official: the pig AIDS is the first global flu epidemic in 41 years, according to the World Health Organization. Never...

It's time for the TeeVee Personality Newz here at Wonkette! In today's first-and-only edition, Keith Olbermann acts like a jackass! According to New York's...

DO NOT GIVE YOURSELF THE PIG-DEATH VIRUS ON PURPOSE: It may seem like an awesome idea to have a "party" where you invite somebody...

Embedded video from CNN Video Oh god oh god somebody tell the president! A family of filthy "birds" (that is common DC parlance for "tree...

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